its always half empty

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Some people they like to go out dancing
and other peoples they have to work, just watch me now
And there's even some evil mothers, haha
well they're gonna tell you that everything is just dirt
You know that women never really faint and that villains always blink their eyes, ooohhh
And that, you know children are the only ones who blush
and that life is just to die

sweet jane the velvet underground

Half empty...
Knowing that if I drink the other half it will be forever gone........
But then I realize..
I can always get more from the fridge...

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Wow... Funny isn't it? How you think Love has finally found you..... But at a whim it withers and blows away...

I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be...

-George Carlin

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

I just see a glass.

Like the tides it rises and falls.

Like the tides it will in future rise and fall.

Relax, the glass will re-fill.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

And if if doesn't, call for the waitress

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

My basic philosophy dependant on a waitress?

I can live with that.

Topless, maybe (hopefully).

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

obviously George Carlin had big dreams.....and OF is apparently a magician

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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson

The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain

~I love Nikki~

I couldn't agree more with Oldfart.....
"Relax, the glass will refill"

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If you won't listen to reason, there's always... Towanda!... Kathy Bates~Fried Green Tomatoes

If the glass has a cold beer in it, it's empty. But there's always more in the fridge!

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Luv2please

I am "empty that glass" person.

depends, if it is a glass for someone else, I am "relax, it will refill" if it is for me, I am more "omg I'm done for it's empty!"

That's cause I reckon it is easier for others to refill their glasses 'cause they are so much more wittier, smarter, sexier than me

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"Excuse me while I wag(gle)"

I'm a "tweener"...the glass is usually half empty, but sometimes the damn thing just looks half full, so I run with itthat way, till it spills.

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Deep into that darkness peering,
long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams
no mortal ever dreamed before.

Miss X

A more blatant line for a bit of ego reinforcement I have as

yet to hear. (Well done.)

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

well i just dropped and smashed my glass so its not empty or full. I spilt my beer too. Not a good thing.
So now i need another.

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A fair face may fade, but a beautiful soul lasts forever