04-13-2002, 12:01 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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Quote:
Originally posted by BamaKyttn
to quote Nine Inch Nails (and for the elderly thats a band with a very dischordant sound not a hardware implement or a phallic reference *wink*)
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 Elderly????? Who's elderly????? Just because the American Association of Retired Persons keeps sending me applications, that doesn't make me ELDERLY!! LOL
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04-13-2002, 12:04 PM
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Sprinkles,
anyone born before 1970 is elderly to some of these kids.
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04-13-2002, 12:08 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Quote:
Originally posted by Oldfart
Sprinkles,
anyone born before 1970 is elderly to some of these kids.
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Obviously!! Hell in '70 I was well past being a teenager and was close to getting married! Elderly indeed!! Hhmmph!  |
04-13-2002, 12:13 PM
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First there was no chickens.
But just a Bird who had two sexes in one!
Then they splitted in a female and a male (evolution)
And then came intercource and laid eggs.
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04-13-2002, 10:29 PM
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Turn it up!
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The egg came first, of course... see, the deviled eggs are the appetizers, and the chicken is the main course...
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04-14-2002, 03:31 AM
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Starry-eyed Pixie
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1970? I was born in 83!!!!!
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04-14-2002, 06:19 AM
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Horny Devil
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Quote:
Originally posted by BamaKyttn
1970? I was born in 83!!!!!
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I wasn't born in the 70's either!
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04-14-2002, 06:20 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
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Kyttn,
I've got 2 unattached sons, if you're interested......
One born '79, very nice young man (oops, almost said boy!)
Works hard, has only missed one day of work since he started getting "real" jobs at 14, polite, all the stuff a mother brags about....and has'nt lived at home since he was 19
THEN..there's the other one.....born '76. (He doesn't know I know some of this stuff about him, so shhhhh, don't tell him I told!!) He's a porn junkie, loves to "cyber", is unemployed, lives at home still (not my idea...blame Dad!! LOL), lives on his computer too, and has a great sense of humor.
And they're both nice looking.......AND they both love Hockey!! (just read your post in the 3 Nice things thread!)
Hey, a mother has to try, doesn't she???
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04-14-2002, 06:28 AM
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Horny Devil
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Join Date: Feb 2002
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Got any daughters?
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04-14-2002, 06:39 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
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Wish I did, legend....that's how I ended up with 3 boys...kept trying for that elusive girl....Finally gave up..  |
04-14-2002, 10:19 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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Quote:
Diva,
If you are watching chickens cum..............
I hate to say it but thats probably a sign that you need some serious help.
Have I been away THAT long?
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Yes Nutworld..you have been away ...WAY TOO LONG!!!
See what you have reduced me to watching!!!
It's really nice to have you back sweetie!  Now I can picture chickens with blue eyes cumming!!!! 
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