Last verse...
I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'casuse I'm only givin' you,
things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room.
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'alls
and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all.
I just get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to admit it,
I just shit it better than ninety percent of you rappers out there, then you wonder how come kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm goin' when I'm thirty,
I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirtin'
Pinchin' nurses asses while I'm jackin' off with jergens
said I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin'
and in every single person there's a Slim Shady lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger King spittin' on your onion rings
pull in the parking lot circlin' screamin' I don't give a fuck
with the wondows down and the system up!
So will the real Shady please stand up,
and put one of those fingers on each hand up,
and be proud to be out of your mind and outta control
so one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?!

Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady,
All you other Slim Shady's are just imitating,
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

OH no you did not just sing Slim Shady?????!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you kiss your Momma with that mouth ???????

Better yet come kiss me with that filthy mouth!!!!

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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Hey, that wasn't even that bad...
One of my fave lines are...

If I was gonna fuck anyone in showbiz, it would be Jennifer Lopez,
and Puffy you know this!
She's so fine, I wouldn't care if she was my own mother,
I'd still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it's not mine.

Bad, I know... but damn funny in my opinion.

So come over here Lilith, and you can check to see just how dirty my mouth is...

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Well I'm shameless when it comes to loving you
I'll do anything you want me to
I'll do anything at all
And I'm standing here for all the world to see
Ohh baby, that's what's left of me
Don't have very far to fall
You know now I'm not a man who's has ever been
Insecure about the world I've been living in
I don't break easy , i have my pride
But if you need to be Satisfied

I'm Shameless ,ohh Honey I don't have a prayer...

written by Billy Joel , sung by Garth Brooks

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Muff Diving Co. No Muff To Tough!

Ok, Lil dearest here it is. The song I shall sing to you (and a few special pixie people).
(((clears throat and starts to sing)))

Late at night, and you're sleeping,
You'll hear my lonesome call,
And you'll feel my waiting lips
barely touching you at all

But it's only as real
As any dream can seem
I'll see you,
In your wildest dreams

A thousand miles,
Though I may be now,
I'm before you on my knees.

But a million miles can't erase,
The love you had for me.
A million miles it seems,
But you can feel my love light beam,
I'll see you in your wildest dreams.

I'll see you,
You'll see me as though I were real
I'll see you,
You'll see me as though you could feel

my breath on your neck
the touch of my hand
you'll awake in a room of steam
I'll see you in your wildest dreams.

I'll see you,
You'll see me as though I were real
I'll see you,
You'll see me as though you could feel

My breath on your neck,
The touch of my hand,
You'll awake in a room of steam,
I'll see you in your wildest dreams.

In your wildest dreams,
In your wildest dreams,
In your wildest dreams!

The Rev. Horton Heat (mmm hmmm)

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Graffeti decorations under a sky of dust.
A constant wave of tension on top of broken trust.
The lessons that you taught me I learned was never true.
Now I find myself in question.
(They point the finger at me again)
Gulity by association.
(You point the finger at me again)

I wanna runaway, never say goodbye
I wanna know the truth, instead of wondering why.
I wanna know the answers, no more lies.
I wanna shut the door, and open up my mind.

Paper bags and angry voices under a sky of dust.
Another wave of tension has more than filled me up.
All this talk of taking action, these words were never true.
Now I find myself in question.
(They point the finger at me again)
Gulity by association.
(You point the finger at me again)

I wanna runaway, never say goodbye
I wanna know the truth, instead of wondering why.
I wanna know the answers, no more lies.
I wanna shut the door, and open up my mind.

Linkin Park "Runaway"

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Remember boys, flies spread disease, so keep yours closed!!!

i was wondering if anyone else had heard that song before Aqua. i like theses couple of lines from the song Marshall Mathers:

I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky Martin
with instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me started
These fuckin brats can't sing and Britney's garbage
What's this bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars

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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson

The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain

~I love Nikki~

Someone mentioned this song in another thread, but dont' remember which one. Probably the "music to have sex to" thread, cause this would be a good one.


When moonlight crawls along the street
Chasing away the summer heat
Footsteps outside somewhere below
The world revolves I let it go
We build our church above this street
We practice love between these sheets
The candy sweetness scent of you
It bathes my skin I'm stained by you
And all I have to do is hold you
There's a racing in my heart
I am barely touching you

Turn the lights down low
Take it off
Let me show
My love for you
Insatiable
Turn me on
Never stop
Wanna taste every drop
My love for you
Insatiable

The moonlight plays upon your skin
A kiss that lingers takes me in
I fall asleep inside of you
There are no words
There's only truth
Breathe in Breathe out
There is no sound
We move together up and down
We levitate our bodies soar
Our feet don't even touch the floor
And nobody knows you like I do
The world doesn't understand
But I grow stronger in your hands

Turn the lights down low
Take it off
Let me show
My love for you
Insatiable
Turn me on
Never stop
Wanna taste every drop
My love for you
Insatiable


Turn the lights down low
Take it off
Let me show
My love for you
Insatiable
Turn me on
Never stop
Wanna taste every drop
My love for you
Insatiable


We never sleep we're always holdin' hands
Kissin' for hours talkin' makin' plans
I feel like a better man
Just being in the same room
We never sleep there's just so much to do
Too much to say
Can't close my eyes when I'm with you
Insatiable the way I'm loving you

Turn the lights down low
Take it off
Let me show
My love for you
Insatiable
Turn me on
Never stop
Wanna taste every drop
My love for you
Insatiable

Turn the lights down low
Take it off
Let me show
My love for you
Insatiable
Turn me on
Never stop
Wanna taste every drop
My love for you
Insatiable

Insatiable~Darren Hayes

I have two here is one of my all time favourites Lilith!

Sitting on the Dock of the Bay - Otis Redding

Sittin in the morning sun
I`ll be sittin' when the evening comes
Watching the ships roll in
And I'll watch 'em roll away again
I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay
Watching the time roll away
Sittin' on the dock of the bay
Wasting time.

I left my home in Georgia
And I headed for the Frisco bay
I've got nothing to live for
Look like nothings gonna come my way

I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay
Watching the time roll away
Sittin' on the dock of the bay Wasting time

[Brother] Look like nothings gonna change
Everthing seems to stay the same
I can't do what ten [/twenty] people tell me to do So I guess I'll just remain the same

Sittin' here resting my bones
Cause this loneliness won't leave me alone
10000 miles from home Just to make this dock my home

So I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay
Watching the time roll away, ooh
Sittin on the dock of the bay Wastin' time
[Whistle Fade Out]

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If love is bad then I`m EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And here is the other!

I sit and wait
Does an angel contemplate my fate
And do they know
The places where we go
When we're grey and old
'cos I have been told
That salvation lets their wings unfold
So when I'm lying in my bed
Thoughts running through my head
And I feel the love is dead
I'm loving angels instead

And through it all she offers me protection
A lot of love and affection
Whether I'm right or wrong
And down the waterfall
Wherever it may take me
I know that life won't break me
When I come to call she won't forsake me
I'm loving angels instead

When I'm feeling weak
And my pain walks down a one way street
I look above
And I know I'll always be blessed with love
And as the feeling grows
She breathes flesh to my bones
And when love is dead
I'm loving angels instead

And through it all she offers me protection
A lot of love and affection
Whether I'm right or wrong
And down the waterfall
Wherever it may take me
I know that life won't break me
When I come to call she won't forsake me
I'm loving angels instead

And through it all she offers me protection
A lot of love and affection
Whether I'm right or wrong
And down the waterfall
Wherever it may take me
I know that life won't break me
When I come to call she won't forsake me
I'm loving angels instead

Robbie Williams - Angels

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If love is bad then I`m EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fire and Rain

Just yesterday morning they let me know you were gone
Susanne the plans they made put an end to you
I walked out this morning and I wrote down this song
I just can't remember who to send it to

I've seen fire and I've seen rain
I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end
I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend
But I always thought that I'd see you again

Won't you look down upon me, Jesus
You've got to help me make a stand
You've just got to see me through another day
My body's aching and my time is at hand
And I won't make it any other way

Oh, I've seen fire and I've seen rain
I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end
I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend
But I always thought that I'd see you again

Been walking my mind to an easy time my back turned towards the sun
Lord knows when the cold wind blows it'll turn your head around
Well, there's hours of time on the telephone line to talk about things to come
Sweet dreams and flying machines in pieces on the ground

Oh, I've seen fire and I've seen rain
I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end
I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend
But I always thought that I'd see you, baby, one more time again, now

Thought I'd see you one more time again
There's just a few things coming my way this time around, now
Thought I'd see you, thought I'd see you fire and rain, now

Well - this is one of my favorites -- I love music so I have many favorites. jjjjbo

Joe Cocker
you can leave you hat on



Baby take off your coat
real slow
and take off your shoes
I'll take your shoes
Baby take off your dress
yes yes yes
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on

Go on over there
turn on the light
no all the lights
Come over here
stand on this chair
that's right
Raise your arms up to the air
no shake 'em

You give me a reason to live
You give me a reason to live
You give me a reason to live
You give me a reason to live
Sweet darling

You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
feeling
you can leave your hat on
you can leave your hat on
you can leave your hat on
you can leave your hat on

Suspicious minds a talkin'
try'n' to tear us apart
they don't believe
in this love of mine
they don't know I love you
they don't know what love is
they don't know what love is
they don't know what love is
I know what love is
Sweet darling
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
Feeling
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on

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Pixie Girls are the best!

I have to many favorites and sing to much to list them all so i gave the one i was in the mood for

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Pixie Girls are the best!

I wouldn't say I sing it all the time but I've been known to
The Corrs - Breathless

Go on go on
Leave me breathless
Come on [echo...]

Hey... yeah...

The daylight's fading slowly
But time with you is standing still
I'm waiting for you only
The slightest touch and I feel weak
I cannot lie, from you I cannot hide
And I'm losing the will to try
Can't hide it (can't hide it), can't fight it (can't fight it)

So go on, go on, come on, leave me breathless
Tempt me, tease me, until I can't deny
This loving feeling (loving feeling)
Make me long for your kiss
Go on (go on), go on (go on)
Yeah...
Come on
Yeah...

And if there's no tomorrow
And all we have is here and now
I'm happy just to have you
You're all the love I need somehow
It's like a dream
Although I'm not asleep
And I never want to wake up
Don't lose it (don't lose it), don't leave it (don't leave it)

So go on, go on, come on, leave me breathless
Tempt me, tease me, until I can't deny
This loving feeling (loving feeling)
Make me long for your kiss
Go on (go on), go on (go on)
Yeah...
Come on [echo...]

[Guitar's solo] Yeah-ie, yeah, yeah-ie, yeah...

And I can't lie
From you I cannot hide
And I've lost my will to try
Can't hide it (can't hide it), can't fight it, (can't fight it)

So go on, (go on) go on, (go on), come on, leave me breathless
Tempt me, tease me, until I can't deny
This loving feeling (loving feeling) Make me long for your kiss

Go on, (go on) go on, (go on) come on, leave... me breathless
Go on, (go on) go on, (go on) come on, leave... me breathless
Go on, (go on) go on, (go on) come on, leave... me breathless
Go on... go on!


there's loads of others I jus happen to like that one

Fussy

Okay, I sing this song in the shower all the time:

"When you feel all alone,
And the world has turned its back on you.
Give me a moment please,
To tame your wild wild heart.
I know you feel like the walls are closing in on you.
It's hard to find relief,
And people can be so cold.
When darkness is upon your door,
And you feel like you can't take any more.

Chorus:

Let me be the one you call.
If you jump,
I'll break your fall.
Lift you up,
And fly away with you into the night.
If you need to fall apart,
I can mend a broken heart.
If you need to crash,
Then crash and burn,
You're not alone.


When you feel all alone,
And the loyal friend is hard to find.
You're caught in a one-way street
With the monsters in your head.
When hopes and dreams are far away
And you feel like you can't face the day.

Chorus:

Let me be the one you call.
If you jump,
I'll break your fall.
Lift you up,
And fly away with you into the night.
If you need to fall apart,
I can mend a broken heart.
If you need to crash,
Then crash and burn,
You're not alone.

Cause' there has always been heartache and pain,
And when it's over,
You'll breath again.
You'll breath again.

When you feel all alone,
And the world has turned its back on you.
Give me a moment please,
To tame your wild wild heart.


Savage Garden
Crash and Burn