08-27-2002, 04:57 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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Gee, Sharni ... er ... Dr Suckalotacock ... how do I set up an appointment (preferably daily)
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08-27-2002, 05:20 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Pa. USA
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The Doctor Is In..........
Ya know how doctors have to pick a field to specialize in..... what is your sex specialization???You would earn a PHD in____????
Milking a cock till spent!
As president of the Funkalicious School of Sex, I hear by award you this honorary Doctorate in the field of___________.
Kiegal Massage
Now you will be known as Dr.____________(fill in the blank)
Dr. Squeezeumdry
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08-27-2002, 06:15 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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Oh, Dr. Squeezeumdry ... do you treat the Loaded Balls Syndrome??
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08-27-2002, 06:56 PM
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HornDawg Cowboy
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Location: Austin, Texas
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Defineitly Connie Lingus.................she's a great friend of Mine.
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08-27-2002, 09:35 PM
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Henchwench
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Location: Philadelphia, PA
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I'm still in my residency program, haven't picked a field yet.
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08-29-2002, 01:25 AM
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Gone with the Wind
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: some place new, and interesting
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Well I specialize in 3 sums, with subspecialities in bisexuality, oral sex and exhibitionism.
"Carpet burns on my knees AND my bottom AGAIN?"
WW
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So where's MY parade?"
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09-01-2002, 02:19 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mass
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ph d in Clit Licking
Call me Dr. Button Lover
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09-01-2002, 02:24 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Pa. USA
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Did I mention........I have been told I could suck a golfball through a garden hose if need be? Now, as to why this is necessary, I will never know.........but........I would do it ever so gently! (Teehee!)
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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.
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09-01-2002, 03:32 PM
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Vampyre/ Knight
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: The Darkness that encompasses the mind just before
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Ya know how doctors have to pick a field to specialize in..... what is your sex specialization???You would earn a PHD in____????
Pleasure
As president of the Funkalicious School of Sex, I hear by award you this honorary Doctorate in the field of___________.
Pleasutitus numerious
Now you will be known as Dr.____________(fill in the blank)
Dr. PLeasure!
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09-01-2002, 03:35 PM
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Vampyre/ Knight
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: The Darkness that encompasses the mind just before
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Quote:
Originally posted by Wicked Wanda
Well I specialize in 3 sums, with subspecialities in bisexuality, oral sex and exhibitionism.
"Carpet burns on my knees AND my bottom AGAIN?"
WW
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Hey Dr. Wicked... can I join your field study group?
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09-01-2002, 06:47 PM
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Seductress
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Australia
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As president of the Funkalicious School of Sex, I hear by award you this honorary Doctorate in the field of SEDUCTION..
Now you will be known as Dr Tenacious Tease.........
Ohhhhhhhh yummmmmm
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"In love there are no rules".......Bono
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09-02-2002, 04:19 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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(A 2+ hour consultation is required.)
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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09-02-2002, 04:36 PM
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Vampyre/ Knight
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: The Darkness that encompasses the mind just before
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Sign me up for that 2 hour + consultation Dr. Deep Throat!
And Dr. Tease.... what are your rates like?
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09-02-2002, 10:29 PM
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Member
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Northeast USA
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Quote:
Originally posted by LixyChick
Did I mention........I have been told I could suck a golfball through a garden hose if need be? Now, as to why this is necessary, I will never know.........but........I would do it ever so gently! (Teehee!)
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wow, I've heard that before, too! and I could suck the chrome off of a '57 Chevy. It's all in the torque ...
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