Interesting Regional Slang

[TinTennessee]

During a discussion with a Pixies person who is near and dear to me, I was informed I had some "funny" sayings..we came up with this thread.

Share with us some of the regional "slang", or cute sayings that you hear around your area or that you use.

My first two are:

I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire!

I wouldn't give you air in a bottle if you were dying!!

Can you tell I was discussing with this Pixie person, someone I wasn't very happy with? LOL

[PantyFanatic]

LMAO :D

Yep! And I think I know him because "if brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose". ;)

[Pita]

What "he isn't the sharpest tool in the shed" or " He doesn't have the brains God gave a turnip"

[Sharni]

Ya full of more shit than a Werribee duck

[Steph]

What is in that duck's diet?

[Sharni]

Werribee is where a sewerage farm is...and it is covered in ducks :D

[PantyFanatic]

One that I still use automatically when in doubt of a statement.:rolleyes:

"He talks more shit than a Russian radio!";)

[BigBear57]

"If brains were gas, you couldn't power a piss ant's go cart around a BB!"

[lakritze]

He is a taco shy of a combination plate.

[Bardog]

I think most of these have been used to describe me at one time or another

Dumb as a sack of wet hammers
Goofy as a warped wheel bicycle
Ugly as homade soap
Bright as a wet candle
Silly as socks on a duck
Drunk as a piss ant

[Cheyanne]

"Dumber than a box of rocks - uglier than a back side of a mule"

"Lights are on, but nobody's home"

[denny]

"That boy is all hat and no cattle"

[TinTennessee]

Dumber than a coal bucket.

[Vullkan]

--> "a walking arguement for birth control"
--> "he/she is to stupid to know he/she is fugly"

[PantyFanatic]

I think my kids may have heard this once or twice when a door was left open. :o

"Were you born on a horses ass that opend and closed by itself?"

[Cheyanne]

LOL @ PF!!! We say to the kids...

"Were you born in a barn?"

[TinTennessee]

Couldn't carry a tune in a bucket!

[kathy1]

So dumb he couldn't pour piss out of a boot with directions written on the bottom.

[kathy1]

That boy has got a kink in his slinky

[kathy1]

lmao...i keep thinkin of more like...he's dumber than a two dollar box o' rocks

[musketeer]

Thas as thick as pig shit!

It wo funny as fuck!

Gerrint piss oil.

A trio of fine Yorkshire phrases with an attempt at writing the Yorkshire dialect.

[TinTennessee]

Finer than frogs hair, split three ways...lol

[lazaruslong]

Ugly as the North end of a South bound cow.

[scotzoidman]

Originally posted by TinTennessee


I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire!

LOL I always heard the variation, "I wouldn't piss in his ear if his brains were on fire!"

I once said to my boss of a co-worker, (the company idiot) "he couldn't find his ass with both hands & a road map"

wife (the country girl) says, "as full of shit as a Christmas turkey"

[scotzoidman]

"He's about a half bubble off level"

[Ranger1930]

couple normal ones

not the sharpest tool in the shed

few bricks shy of a load.


And the most common one around our shop area here is a classic.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

[dicksbro]

Work is a four-letter word.

[TinTennessee]

I'm so hungry, my stomach thinks my throat's been cut...lol

[Oldfart]

TinTennessee

I have been known to say of a certain ex-Boss,

I would piss on him if he was on fire, just not enough to put him out.

[jay-t]

rainin like a cow pissin on a flat rock
(heavy rain) come a toad strangler
so narrow minded you could look through a keyhole with both eyes

[darogle]

Feel like 5 gallons of shit in a 1 gallon bucket

[TinTennessee]

Slick as owl shit....

I know, it's gross and my ex husband said it..go figure! lmao

[The Shadow]

Dont piss down my neck and tell me its raining !!!

[darogle]

As fast as shit through a raped goose

[darogle]

slow as molasses in January

[darogle]

he/she is about as bright as a one watt light bulb

[The Shadow]

his/her elevator dont quite go to the top

[jseal]

Feel like hammered shit.

[bb@po9]

A few normal run of the mill ones:

A Mcnugget short of a happy meal.

a sandwich short of a picnic.

The lights on but nobodys in>

The lift doesn't go to the top floor.

[The Shadow]

Theres a nutter !!!!

[TinTennessee]

I don't think there are any branches in his/her family tree.

[wyndhy]

he/she fell outta the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

[TinTennessee]

Looks like he/she has been beat with an ugly stick.

[thedog]

Looks like he/she was in a rake fight and lost.

[scotzoidman]

Busy as a one-armed paper hanger

Hoppin' like a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest

A dumbass bomb went off in here & left no survivors

[Vullkan]

if someone cuts you off while driving--> "Hey you #$@!, why don't you pull your head out of your ass and take a breath of oxygen."

[Oldfart]

The Northern Territory (of Australia) has a strong cattle heritage.

Lots of is "mobs", more is "big mobs" and more again is "biggest mobs".

It comes up in regular conversation, so it's deeply rooted in the culture.

[WildIrish]

Dumb as a bag of hair

and he/she appears to have fallen out of the ugly tree.....and hit every branch on the way down.