Irish
06-27-2004, 10:55 PM
A very beautiful young lady goes into the pet store in
>search of an exotic pet. She notices a box full of
>frogs. The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each!
>Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete
>instructions)." The girl excitedly looks around to see
>if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the
>man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The man
>packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the
>instructions carefully." The girl nods, grabs the box,
>and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes
>the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the
>instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly
>what it says to do:
>
>1. Take a shower.
>
>2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
>
>3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
>
>4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down on the bed.
>
>She then gets into bed with the frog and, to her
>surprise, nothing happens! The girl is totally
>frustrated and upset at this point. She rereads the
>instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper.
>It says, "If you have any problems or questions,
>please call the pet store." So, she calls the pet
>store. The man says, "I had some complaints earlier
>today. I'll be right over." Within five minutes, the
>man is ringing her doorbell. The lady welcomes him in
>and says, "See, I've done everything according to the
>instructions and the damn thing just sits there.
>
>
>
>The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog,
>stares directly into its eyes and sternly says:
>"Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do
>this one more time!"
>search of an exotic pet. She notices a box full of
>frogs. The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each!
>Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete
>instructions)." The girl excitedly looks around to see
>if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the
>man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The man
>packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the
>instructions carefully." The girl nods, grabs the box,
>and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes
>the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the
>instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly
>what it says to do:
>
>1. Take a shower.
>
>2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
>
>3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
>
>4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down on the bed.
>
>She then gets into bed with the frog and, to her
>surprise, nothing happens! The girl is totally
>frustrated and upset at this point. She rereads the
>instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper.
>It says, "If you have any problems or questions,
>please call the pet store." So, she calls the pet
>store. The man says, "I had some complaints earlier
>today. I'll be right over." Within five minutes, the
>man is ringing her doorbell. The lady welcomes him in
>and says, "See, I've done everything according to the
>instructions and the damn thing just sits there.
>
>
>
>The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog,
>stares directly into its eyes and sternly says:
>"Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do
>this one more time!"