Was Orli eaten by a ...

[Cheyanne]

POLAR BEAR???????????

Sharni - tell us it isn't so!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

[lizzardbits]

i saw that and i was wondering WTF happened to Orli, too! :eek:

polar bears, Sharni???? are ya disgruntled with Orli? WOW

[imaginewithme]

I noticed too!!!

[cowgirltease]

What the hell are y'all talkin about? LOL

[Sharni]

Ok...who done it *LOL*

Playing with my precioussssssss is sssssinful i tell ya!!!!!!!

[cowgirltease]

Who done what???????????

[Sharni]

Someone with a painwish *LOL*.....took my Orli Av and replaced it with Polar bears :yikes:

I can smell a RpantyfanaticAT :D

[Pita]

Yeah I wanna know whats going on too?

Sharni who touched that gorgeous man?

[Lilith]

you should borrow my whip to beat him :D

[Sharni]

*LOL*.....and whom should get the one that did the changing hmmmmmmmmmmmm ;):D

[Sharni]

Whos still doing the changing LMAO

[PantyFanatic]

I BEARLY noticed a change. What was happening? :rolleyes2


















:grin:

[Sharni]

Smartass ^^^^^^^^^^^^

[PantyFanatic]

Thinking about it now Chey,:rolleyes2 it may have been the white in the woods that got her. :eek:















ROFL :rofl:

[Galatea]

I guess I'm too late to get it.... :(

[lizzardbits]

polar bears polar bears OY!

[sodaklostsoul]

Polar Bears!!!!!! Where?!?!?!?!?! :eek:

[lizzardbits]

Run! Hide! Watch Out! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[sodaklostsoul]

:yikes:

[lizzardbits]

ROFLMAO!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Galatea]

I guess I'm too late to get it.... :(

I got it alright! Its an outbreak!

[lizzardbits]

OMG! to fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I m just dying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Galatea]

After tomorrow nobody is going to get this thread at all.

[sodaklostsoul]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[lizzardbits]

but it is fun while it is lasting!

[sodaklostsoul]

:D

[lizzardbits]

good lord i am giggling so hard my sides hurt

[sodaklostsoul]

/me tickles Lizz

[Booger]

you all are crazy

[sodaklostsoul]

you all are crazy
And you be one of us Babe :x:

[Teddy Bear]

ahhhhh orli snack

[Teddy Bear]

waiting for Sharni to post

[sodaklostsoul]

:jump:

[lizzardbits]

:line:

[dicksbro]

Did someone say Polar Bears ate Orli? :eek:

[sodaklostsoul]

Hmmmm wonder if he tasted like.............:D

[lizzardbits]

a polar pop?

[sodaklostsoul]

Lmao

[dicksbro]

I understand there's an old Eskimo poem that goes something like ...


There once was a guy named Orli …
And for him a love did bloom,
It fostered a whole line of av’s,
Enough to fill the whole room!

Then, one day, there in the darkness,
A white shape came wandering thar’
And ol’ Orli disappeared completely,
It must have been an ol’ Polar Bar’.

[lizzardbits]

o gawd.............i am just dying...............can't breathe...........laffing tooo damn hard..........................help..........

[sodaklostsoul]

OMG DB that is GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!! You are da man!!!!!!!

[Galatea]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[rockintime]

Polar Bears call orli's junk food.

[Teddy Bear]

but yummy with a little bar-b-que sauce ;)

[dicksbro]

I understand they really like Orli's in igloos. Crunchy on the outside, but soft and chewy inside. :)

[lizzardbits]

ahhh yes, but isn't Orli a cousin to the Keebler Elves? they make some excellent junk food

[Galatea]

with a little nut in the middle?

[sodaklostsoul]

They have some with cream in the middle too

[Teddy Bear]

cream filled orli's.....

yummmmmmmmmm

[lizzardbits]

ehhrim'al hitrddss'alh'il sullih'el'narsh can''he'iis Orli'lehm anu hi


elvish for "Orli is crunchy and tastes good with ketchup"

[Galatea]

Orli...ohhhhhhhhh's

I like mine dunked in milk

[sodaklostsoul]

We could use Chey.....she got enough milk on her chest!!!!! :D

[lizzardbits]

hiulla'iut'en allehuen o laluen Orli narahhhrl' neth'lahlun allel nall atla za

translation: "All those who choose to dunk Orli in milk, will eat a soggy Orli"

[dicksbro]

Look at the snow,
What do I see,
Is that Orli's bloomers,
Next to the sea.

And next to them,
There on snow,
A dozing bear,
His tummy aglow.

You think that it might,
I mean do you think that it could,
Be a sign of distress,
From the elf made good?

Guess the answer,
To this riddle of mine,
Will have to wait,
For the answering rhyme.

For now is the hour,
I really must go,
And get ready for work,
And on with the show.

:wave:

[Galatea]

scrnckskrnchasckrnchascrnchskrnchaskrnch


Polar bear for "I can't talk with a mouth full of Orli"

[lizzardbits]

roflmao at Galatea and Dicksbro!

[sodaklostsoul]

Have a good day at work DB!!!!!

[lizzardbits]

yes!

[lizzardbits]

Sharni Sharni where for art thou Sharni?

[imaginewithme]

you guys are tooo funny

[MilkToast]

can any one joint the party?

[nikki1979]

omg yall r to funny

~nikki

[Teddy Bear]

Hello polar bear lovers.

Think we'll see orli today?

[Neige]

OMG soooo funny :D:D:D

[sodaklostsoul]

Hello polar bear lovers.

Think we'll see orli today?
ORLI!!!!! Where Where????

Welcome MilkToast!!!

[lizzardbits]

YAY! Good job Milk Toast!

[PantyFanatic]

:grin: :rofl: :grin:
:rofl: :grin: :rofl:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Hmmm....I wonder why my av's not been changed. ;)

[Scarecrow]

Having a Bear-ry good time :rofl:



:corn:

[dicksbro]

Hmmm....I wonder why my av's not been changed. ;)

Fortunately, that blue top captures the snowy spirit ... er ... as well as a couple of other wonderful attractions. :lust:

[Lilith]

Hmmm....I wonder why my av's not been changed. ;)


wonder no longer :D

[wyndhy]

i wish i was in on this joke :dizzy:

[PantyFanatic]

wonder no longer :D
Special dispensation for ONE day ONLY!!!! :mad:






:x: :hug:

[Polar Bear]

It wasn't me, i didnt eat him

Prefer seal myself :slurp:

[PantyFanatic]

Welcome to Pixies Polar Bear. I’m glad to see you got the word about the party. :jump:
When will the rest of your delegation be here? :D

I can give you directions to Toowoomba if needed. ;)

[Lilith]

* pulls out her trusty whip and snaps it once to stun Polar bear into submission.....slowly she creeps towards Polar Bear and takes it's jaws with her BEAR hands and prying them apart....she sticks her lovely face between Polar Bear's ferrocious sharp white teeth and hollers..."hellllllllllloooooooooooooooooooo! Is Sharni down there?" :D

[Polar Bear]

Where is that? and why would i want to go there?

Is it cold? Does it have snow? Whats the attraction?

Are there lots of seals there? Mmmmmmm if thats the case get the map out!!

[Polar Bear]

Shakes loose of the lady with the whip

Excuse me madam!! My stomach contents are my business thankya vera much

I'll have you know, Polar Bears are not easy made submissive :D

[Lilith]

Shakes loose of the lady with the whip

Excuse me madam!! My stomach contents are my business thankya vera much

I'll have you know, Polar Bears are not easy made submissive :D


I know...I even impressed myself with that trick :D




((((((((((((((((((((((Polar Bear))))))))))))))))))))))) Welcome to Pixies....*tosses you a Fish*

[dicksbro]

Another welcome to the Polar Bear. Glad to have the star of this amazing drama here to share with us. :)

[Polar Bear]

Thank you

I'm sure i'll like it here. You dont mind me bring my own ice do you? A bears got to be comfortable you know :D

There wouldn't happen to be any seals on the menu would there??

[Lilith]

We only have one seal that I can think of :p

[PantyFanatic]

...."hellllllllllloooooooooooooooooooo! Is Sharni down there?" :D
Can ya see her? :confused:

Look behind Orli or Bud. :)

Where is that? and why would i want to go there?

Is it cold? Does it have snow? Whats the attraction?

Are there lots of seals there? Mmmmmmm if thats the case get the map out!!
You would be very popular there. :) I’ve been told, by one person, that it gets terrible cold. Goes clear down to 10………… (C :grin: ) You’ll have to take some snow with you, but that’s part of what will make you so popular. ;) The attraction is a lady that has always wanted to meet you. :D

[Polar Bear]

Oh, only one? Well thats a bit poor. I'll have to put in an order to my buddies back home then

Can't have just one, I'll starve. Or worse i may turn on the odd member or two, that would be bad i'm sure ;)

I have no wish to end up a bear skin rug you know

[lizzardbits]

Nooo eating of that seal! :eek: just sexy licking and tasting is good!

[sylverpenny]

:rofl: Thanks for this thread.I really needed the smiles today.

Penny :)

[wyndhy]

i've been filled in, and while doing some research, i noticed this bear on the beach on his way to sharni's house.

NOOOOOO sharni...don't do it! orli isn't in there! it's a trick! :grin:

[Polar Bear]

Frank? I swear thats Frank on the beach!

What the hell is he doing? He always was the odd bear out

[wyndhy]

LMAO welcome to pixies, polar bear!

[Cheyanne]

OMG! LMAO!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[LixyChick]

Was hoping if I kept reading...I'd get it eventually!

*tilts head like the RCA Victor dog*

























P.S. Shhhhhhhhhhhh! I have another avatar stored that has a polar bear pooping...lmfao!

[PantyFanatic]

OMG! LMAO!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Chey,.................. is that "Tries to pass for an Elf" or do you have the "for" in there by mistake? :confused:

[LixyChick]

/me thinks Chey had the "for" in there by mistake by the looks of my latest av (changed from spread bear to pooping bear @ 7:37EST)...

*ducks and runs outta the thread so fast that fire starts in my peel-out tracks*

[maddy]

awww... you all had fun without me today... I'm here and wanna play too, now.

[Cheyanne]

/me thinks Chey had the "for" in there by mistake by the looks of my latest av (changed from spread bear to pooping bear @ 7:37EST)...

*ducks and runs outta the thread so fast that fire starts in my peel-out tracks*


ROFLMAO - ok, ok... lol I changed it!! :D

/me waits for osuche to make an appearance.. I understand that her av is of a polar bear 3some... :3: hehehe

[osuche]

Welll....I think one of them is tired and rather sated....ex post three-some of course. ;)

[maddy]

Those other two seem to be looking for some action, I predict Chey is somewhere to the right!

[lizzardbits]

I luvs those polar bears!

[AngelicVampires]

Lol, you have no idea how confused I was when I saw all these polar bears running rampant around Pixie's.......it all makes sense....the circle of insanity is now complete, lol. :jump:

[thereIam]

.......it all makes sense....the circle of insanity is now complete, lol.

*Strolls through, singing* Will the circle be unbroken? By and by Lord, by and by.




:rofl:

[Sharniqua]

*flicks all the polar bears on their furry little butts*

*giggles and runs*

[rockintime]

Now be careful there, Sharniqua...because you should know the following about each of us polar bears:

"A sturdy body, strong muscular legs, and large neck muscles help it survive. It has very large feet with a small amount of webbing between the toes, which makes it a powerful swimmer. A polar bear can swim 60 miles without pausing to rest. At an average speed of 6 miles per hour, that is 10 hours of constant swimming. It can dive to a depth of 15 feet and stay under for 2 minutes or so. When under water, its nose and ears close up but the eyes stay open to search for prey. It has also been observed jumping 7-8 feet out of the water to catch a seal."

[Sharni]

Blah...Polar Bear Smoller bear!!

The bigger they are the harder they fall

*flicks there asses again* :D:D

[PantyFanatic]

Blah...Polar Bear Smoller bear!!

The bigger they are the harder they fall

*flicks there asses again* :D:D
SURE!...................... She has a lot to say to their ass now that they are headed home. I didn't hear much when they were coming her way. :rolleyes2






:bsflag:

( just the facts mam, just the facts! )




:rofl:

[Sharni]

Actually i did have something to say *LOL*...i just didn't post it *LOL*

So ya facts are wrong ;):D

Errr technically i did say something whilst they were heading my way LMAO...just not as errrr me