PEZ anyone??
 

Mmmmmmmm I just love Pez's!!!

Re: Sixthsense, why?
 

When we make fun of ourselves, that is fine. Jokes about sex are jokes about ourselves and our own shortcomings. But when a joke makes fun of others it also stereotypes them.

And no do not think Im some sort of Tailban/Laden supporter. You couldn't be further from the truth.

Won't post about this again promise. Just be aware that some of the posts some may find offensive. Weird. Im saying this in a sex board of all places. :(

Donald has hidden talents

A secret weapon for when women like LoveDiva4U get mad ....

Osama Bin Laden Poem
 

This is for young (at 27) sixsense. You really should lighten up boy!

Oh Osama Bin Laden,
You Son Of A Bitch,
May Your Balls Develop
A seven Year Itch!
May Your Pecker Be Twisted
In Such A Manner,
That Your Asshole Whistles
The Star Spangled Banner.

Sixsense, is this enough "sex" oriented for you!!

Re: Re: Sixthsense, why?
 

That's the problem with everybody today. Everything is going to offend at least somebody. All we worry about is political correctness and not offending anyone. If you're offended, don't look at it again and move on. We have people today asked to stop showing their American Flags because we are afraid it is going to offend somebody. Give me a break. Sorry for the rant, I just thought it needed to be said.

Biggun
 

This Flag thing is a bit alien for us down under, but as a

focus for saying "Bugger off, bin Laden! We're still here."

Wave away.

Well since we are on the Bin Laden subject.......:eek:

And for all you "old" ... :D ....bikers....... LOL

No need for pit stops no more! Won't the wife be pleased....LOL

And this one is for all the hunters out there....keep your eyes open!!!!:rolleyes: :D ;)

What an obituary, "Killed by falling Deer"

Another Bin joke

A funny picture
 

LoveDiva4u--I resemble that remark.I am an"old"biker.(40+yrs)
and my wife always enjoyed the pit stops.They were usually
refreshing for more than just myself.She didn't put up with my
many oddities because I think only of myself.I wouldn't want to
put up with me for 36yrs;but;I have no choice! Irish

Sorry if I have offended you Irish :D ;)

Maybe this Motorcycle is better??? :D LOL

a funny picture
 

Lovediva4u--You didn't offend me.I was just joking around.
After being;being in that lifestyle;for so long,you just get
defensive.I hope that you didn't take my thread wrong.
Irish

I know I didn't offend you Irish!! Hee hee :D You are why I posted that pic!



And this next pic speaks for itself!!! :D :)

OhDiva that last one is to funny,,
I have had that happen before...
Got 7 of the dang things..

NEED ONE????

LOL...I hate pussies......I mean cats....LOL... ;) :D

Cat's revenge.
 

There was an old joke in "Book and author" form

The Cat's Revenge, by Claude Balls.

Ohhhhh to see the look on their faces as they use this!!! :D

I almost put this off until tomorrow

OMG THIS CAN'T BE TRUE!!!!
 

Yesterday scientists announced to the world the
alarming results of a recent analysis that found the
presence of female hormones in beer. This comes as
a cruel blow to all men. It is advised that if you
are male between the ages of 18 and 85 you may need to
seek medical assistance to assess your beer
consumption.

WARNING: Drinking beer eventually turns men into women.

THE TEST: 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each
within a 1 hour period

THE RESULT: 100% of the men:

1. Gained weight
2. Talked excessively without making sense
3. Became overly emotional
4. Couldn't drive
5. Failed to think rationally
6. Argued over nothing
7. Had to sit down while urinating
8. Refused to apologize when wrong

NOTE: No further testing is planned. :D :D :D :D

Re: OMG THIS CAN'T BE TRUE!!!!
 

True.

Also, Police are issuing warnings to men on this topic.

There is a drug around called "beer", generally found in a
liquid form.

The drug is now being used by female sexual predators at
parties to convince their male victims to have sex with them.
Shockingly, this drug is freely available in most cities!

Apparently, girls are persuading men to consume a few units
of "beer" and then asking them home for no-strings-attached
sex.

Men are literally helpless against the subtlety of these attacks.
After several "beers" men are persuaded to have sex with
women they would never normally be attracted to.

The aftermath is devastating, with men awakening with hazy
or no memories of the assault, just a vague uneasiness.

Please forward this to every man you know!

There are support groups for victims of this insidious drug,
where the trauma of the assaults can be eased through
group counselling sessions. These clinics are normally found
in the telephone directory under "Bar" or "Tavern".

Posted as a community service announcement.

Snow white
 

the seventh took the photo's

Wow Fred
 

Fred Oh fred

I think a few ladies here, including myself would have to agree!!!!

I hate one size fits all things!!!!! :mad: :D ;)

This thread is getting so long don't know if this one was posted or not...LOL...sorry if it was!!


The Perfect entertainment center for men! :D

Diva

Marian won't buy me one for Xmas.

Advice?

Just had to share this.
 

A "Gag of the day" from an e-mail. ;)


A woman and a man were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.

The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"

"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered


"Think about this," she continued, "when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better — your ear or your finger?"

For the THONG LOVERS HERE!!!! :D ;)

I used to dream of being Tarzan, Lord Greystoke and all the cool powers he possessed. Not anymore!

What Sex is Your Computer???
 

A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

"House," in French, is feminine-"la maison."
"Pencil," in French, is masculine-"le crayon."

One puzzled student asked, "What gender is computer?"

The teacher did not know, and the word wasn't in her French dictionary. So for fun she split the class into two groups appropriately enough, by gender and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun.

Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The men's group decided that computers should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic
2. The native languagethey use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("le computer"), because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but they are still clueless

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you'd waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The Women Won

Advice For Women
 

Diva Thought you might like this one..........


1. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

2. If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up there.

3. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone.

4. Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

5. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

6. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

7. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

8. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.


9. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

10. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

11. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

12. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

13. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

14. Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers.


Sadly, all men are created equal.

I love this FLOWER!!!!!
 

Don't you???? :D

Halloween is for Everyone!!!
 

Even the pervs......lmao!! :D

Re:FLOWER!
 

There is the old joke about a Scot who was asked if anything

was worn under the kilt. His reply was,

"Nae, lassie, 'ts all in purrfect workin order!"

re: kilts
 

Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

A: Because sheep can hear zippers!

A blonde chick with a nice pussy!

A blonde chick with a nice pussy!
 

scotzoidman.....You are one sick puppy:rolleyes:

Happy Halloween to you all!!!! :D

Another Bin Laden Joke
 

A pic from my company.


The Phantom