I didn't read this entire thread...

and

I am starting to like working every single waking moment of my life!

Yeah! (<---opposite=fuckin fuck fuck!)

i'm so sad that lixy is here for a few

I am so disappointed at the lack of creativity being shown on this thread.

I hope no one bothers me for sex this weekend.

The thought of a full body massage fills me with dread and terror.

That's good...becaue I'd never request them.

I don't want the image of IAK getting a massage! :p

I never want to have a mudslide again.

I hope she doesn't make some for me.

Speaking of drinks, I'd just as soon have a fuzzy navel right now as I would having my toenails ripped off, one by one.

I hope I can find something vigorous and stressful to do outdoors this weekend as our temperatures go past 100 degrees.

when i look at pictures of naked pixies, i want to gouge my eyes out with a rusty spork.

I HATE freecycle...what moron came up with this complete waste of my time?

I'd really hate to have a maid.

i didn't just picture osuche in a french maid's uniform