The magnificent bastard



WMMTY: A nice cool drink or air conditioning?

Cool drink, a tall cool one would be nice.

WMMTY:
For signs of coming spring, migratory birds returning, or frog calls in your area?

Migratory birds returning

WMMTY: Cool water or lemonade

Probably lemonade.

WMMTY:
Bubble wrap, or loose crumple paper?

Depends ... but I'll say bubble wrap.

WMMTY: Being warm or staying cool.

As a lizard, I'll go with being warm.

WMMTY:
Wheat, or barley?

Wheat ... after all aren't Wheaties the Breakfast of Champions?

WMMTY: Almonds or Pecans?

Pecans; tastier than almonds.

WMMTY:
roller skates or pogo sticks?

Roller skates ... and even that's a bit iffy at my age. :(

WMMTY: Honesty defining government or government defining honest?

Defining government, thought good luck with that at times.

WMMTY:
A large breakfast, or a large lunch?

Don't make either too large, but I do like a breakfast to start the day.

WMMTY: Space exploration or deep sea research?

That's a toughie, but I'm probably going to say space exploration.

WMMTY:
roast chicken or roast beef?

Probably roast beef although I do enjoy chicken as well.

WMMTY: Mars; Europa or Titan?

Probably Europa, there's an intriguing possibility of life on Europa.

WMMTY:
Listening to podcasts, or listening to your chosen music genre?

Music genre.

WMMTY: Spring or Fall

Another toughie, but maybe spring.

WMMTY:
Getting the vaccine against the COVID-19 virus, or keeping up social distancing as your main defense?

Getting the vaccine (although I've still got to make the appointment). :(

WMMTY: Winter or Spring?

Spring enjoy the warmth.



WMMTY: Making your own path in life or following blindly?

Making my own path, like a Stryker assault vehicle.

WMMTY: Blues music or Jazz music?

Enjoy both but Jazz maybe a bit more.

WMMTY: Working or Days Off

Working, earning money.

WMMTY:
Pi Day, or Tau Day?

NEITHER ... IT'S ST. PATRICK'S DAY! :D

WMMTY: The Green Beer or the Shamrocks?

Shamrocks, at least they're not fake Irish.

WMMTY:
For a holiday, birthday of a national/cultural leader, or recognition of a larger group?

holidays and birthdays I suppose.

WMMTY: Staying home or taking trips?

Staying home, still no vaccination.

WMMTY:
A quiet evening of drinks in the pub, or a wild party at the club?

Quiet evening at the pub has a nice ring to it.

WMMTY: Posting at Pixies playing paddy-cake with a playmate?

Posting I supposed, given the opportunity (or very lack thereof) for the other.

WMMTY:
Mocking the stupid, or ignoring the idiocy?

Ignoring the idiocy

WMMTY: Vaginal or oral sex?

At this point, I'd pretty much take either...with the right person, of course.

WMMTY:
Map-making, or word pictures?

Word pictures



WMMTY: Intimate lovemaking or quickie?

Intimate is far better.

WMMTY:
Ceramics or woodworking?

My dad was very good at woodworking ... wish I was better. I can do basic stuff, but not things like making furniture, etc. That takes talent beyond my abilities.

WWMTY: Paintings of 1) Landscapes or 2) Nude figure studies

I actually like landscape paintings.

WMMTY:
Modern fantasy, or cultural long-known mythology?

Some modern is pretty good but a lot is a bit weird. For me, I'll take the long-known mythology. Often it had words of wisdom built in.

WMMTY: Clean house or clean car?

Clean house.

WMMTY:
Feeding wild birds, or feeding squirrels?

We do both. Love to watch both. Squirrels always look like they're having such fun and birds have such a cute way of cocking their heads looking at you (I suppose trying to guess whether you're a threat or not ???).

At least the squirrels don't "poop" on your freshly washed car so I guess I'll choose them by a squirrel's whisker.

No, but squirrels will chew up your artwork to make nesting material. Nasty, destructive, long-tailed tree-rats.

WMMTY:
A guard dog to keep the squirrels away, or turning the squirrels into meat pies?

A guard dog ... to protect your artwork if it's squirrel accessible. :)

WMMTY: Local news; national news or world news?

Honestly, probably national, has the most immediate impacet (yes, even more than local news) on my life.

WMMTY:
Listening to music/podcasts/sports events with headphones, or having the 'cast loud enough to hear when you're in another room?

Seldom use headphones, but lower volumes are best for me with few exceptions.

WMMTY: Big breakfast; lunch or supper?