"Le Grill, what the hell is that!?"
Homer Simpson

"Three cheers for feelin' sorry for ourselves!" -Mr. Krabs

"Oh, Lisa. Vampires are make-believe, like elves, goblins, and Eskimoes." -Homer J.

"If I ever see that guy, I'm gonna have a few choice words for him. Like 'You'... and 'are'... and 'a jerk'!" -Patrick

"...But this grain of sand looks suspicious, and so does this rock! And I've got a few questions for this little piece of grass." -Patrick

Cop: "You're under arrest."

Patrick: "Wow, you guys are good! I'm the last person I would've expected, but I was looking for me all along. It's the perfect crime."

"Sounds good. You make the reservations, and I'll be back before you can say, 'Hey... that guy's back'." -Bravo

"Get outta my chair and make me a coffee with 8 sugars... then throw it out and start again, cuz it's still not sweet enough!" -Bravo

"Way ta go, son! I have half a mind to hollow out my body so you can live inside me." -Toy Company President

"Hey, baby. Yer jab to the kidneys says 'no', but yer eyes say 'Helloooo, sailor'!" -Bravo

"Hey, do you have a couch? All this standin'-around is makin' me woozy." -Bravo

Rolf: "Are you not a nincompoop?"

Ed: "Yes, I am."

Rolf: "Then why do you refuse the nincompoop entrance?!"

"Momma! A bandage for Rolf! Never again will Rolf store housekeys in his trouser pockets..." -Rolf

"Mom, the cat's being a dildo!"
"Well I know a certain kitty-kitty who's sleeping with Mommy tonight."

--South Park (Cartman and Mom)

"Shhh... I'm psycho-flexing." -Skip