OMG I read that too^^^^

chatting with a sweetie

chatting with the sweetest guy i have ever met!!!

Mr Osuche, who couldn't remember what trump was.

'crotch shots'

when I clicked on 'replies' to this thread...made me giggle and feel good knowing that I've laughed more than anyone else.......


ok, so probably not true, I'm just a post whore who has to write it all out :)

The guy's face at the Chinese restaurant when all I wanted was a quart of wonton soup...on this roasting hot day.

WildIrish's description of New England weather... roasting hot? It got up to what? 72? with a nice breeze?

This guy I run into at the gym...he lifts his shirt to show me the six pack he's got working. What a show off!

:rofl:

Laughing with my girl friend on the phone, who might have a date, over what she will wear.

Lilith's lusting and drooling... :rofl:

:kissass: :lurv: :booty: :tongue: :x: :hump: :heartbeat :car: :faint: :slurp:

what in heaven's name do you mean?

Hey!

That's serious business, mister! :D

Going tonight to see the movie, "Failure to Launch" Very funny :D

My son finally realizing how much $$$$ he has to make to afford his own mortgage!

Playing Peek A Boo with the cat.

When "Whats My Age Again?" by Blink 182 came on the radio.

How old is that guy?

It made me laugh because I thought of Cliff talking to Theo on "The Cosby Show".

Watching Abner stalk a moth.

baby girl was propped up against the back door looking out at the dog, banging on the window. I snuck out another door, and popped up at the back door. Her little eyes were so big.

its such a great age... i think it only gets better from here
well
untill teething that is!

my son who told us tonight at dinner that every time you fart an angel gets born :huh:

^^haha

In Anatomy class tonight, the professor went off subject and told us about HGH people take in order to look younger by making theirselves bigger, etc. Then said "well, but it makes EVERYTHING bigger" in a complaining voice, "the men get bigger penis and women get bigger clitoris". I yelled out "now where do we get this stuff" everyone started laughing. I felt like a dork.

^^ that did :)

lol your gonna have to play him "its a wonderful life" is that whats its called?
though personally i like his version and am personally responsible for the current accomodation crisis in heaven!

Miss Steph!!!!

THis was last night

Before leaving for our date my mom commented on how nice my hair and make up was.....When getting home from our date.....she said "um, what happened to your hair??? did you go swimming????"

When you come to PAGAN, bring a case :nod:

;)







:loveshowe

Steph thinking I'm some wild party animal, orgy going girl!

Hello! Bigger clitoris!! Porno star! :D

Taking our girl friend downtown and browsing the shops together.

Well Booger had moved the entertainment center out so he could clean behind it and he got to the vent in the floor and noticed the cat had been peeing in it/over it. So he says something about the cat hanging his but over it when the air goes off and I got this dam mental pic of the cat doing it. Poor vent is rusty now.

PF's signature... just how long has it said "the best thing next to cuchie"?

It’s been saying that in my mind for ever,:tongue: but only for a while in my sig. :loveshowe

(you’d be surprised what you find “in” panties) ;)

getting a link for "extreme farm action" in my email today, my school email :D

driving 8 hours for Kettle Chips

That’s 40% of the way to PAGAN. :car:




;)

Hey, that would put you close. Couldn't you hear the Falls falling; the Pixies pixilating; the souvenier shops practicing cash register rings; Flying Monkee's leaping from the hotel windows ... and ... oh, yeah, Mrs DB and I waving?

:roflmao:

getting asked why it to me an hour to buy a kinder egg, a lemon, a lime, some ice cream, some tonic water and 2 bags of kettle chips... from a shop less than a mile away