Sooooo this is how the rumors start!!!!! :D :D ;)

Wish I was working there!!! :p

The joys of new found love.....heehee :D

Box Lunch!!!! :D :D

Dear Abby,

My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but he has cheated our entire marriage. He is a good provider and has many friends and supporters. They know he is a lying cheat, but they just avoid the issue. He is a hard worker but many of his co-workers are leery of him. Every time he gets caught, he denies it all. Then he admits he was wrong and begs me to forgive him. This has been going on for so long, everyone in town knows he is a cheat. I don't know what to do.

Signed Frustrated

Dear Frustrated:

You should dump him. Now that you are a New York Senator, you don't need him anymore. :D :D :D :D

Pix’s Happy Meals
 

Look at how fortunate we are to have HAPP MEALS cum in so many wonderful flavors!!! :) :)

We have Diva, Sharniqua, Leigh, Maggs, Krista, Dixy, only to mention a few.
Everything is OhSOGood and served by our SexyGirl waitress to your table with TigerLily flowers.
Be sure to catch our CherryBomb desert menu and check out the BluStar specials!! And our COMBO meals could kill you!!! (Yaaaah, what a way to go):D :D :D





Don't even ask why I have a silky napkin!!!!! :p :p :p

LMAO Pantyfanatic!!!!!

That was an excellent description!!!! :D :D :D I wish I would have thought of saying that!!!!!! :p :p :D

I wish you would have to.

I don't want to have to tell people about it........I want to be FIRST in line!!

And don't forget to check out our special Ladies' menu...

LMAO Pantyfanatic!!!!! That was GREAT!!

Oh Diva how is that new JOB?

I seen those.
 

I have seen those pastas before. I even seen the breast pasta for men, too.

"TWO-COW EXPLANATION"
 

THE "TWO-COW EXPLANATION" OF WHAT MAKES...


A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to
your neighbor.

A REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what?

A DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for
being successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you
to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then
take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel
righteous.

A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you
with milk.

A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the
milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage.

DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government taxes you to
the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who
has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull,
and build a herd of cows.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government takes them
both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, then pours the
milk down the drain.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the
other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops
dead.
*********
Sounds about right don't it?

Another One
 

Now you know why they need so many four legged critters.:D

Problem solving
 

This is another self-help posting for our Pixie's friends.

It is a terrible thing and this may be of assistance.

Community Service Announcement #2

Now this is the perfect place for me :D :D ;)

Now if I could only find it!!! :p :p:p:p

This has been posted before, but now there are additions!
Counting Calories

It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent....................... 12 Calories
Without her consent.................... 187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........................ 8 Calories
With one hand.......................... 12 Calories
With your teeth........................ 85 Calories
PUTTING ON A PRESERVATIVE:
With an erection....................... 6 Calories
Without an erection.................... 315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 92 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary............................. 12 Calories
69 lying down.......................... 78 Calories
69 standing up......................... 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow............................ 216 Calories
Doggy Style............................ 326 Calories
Italian chandelier..................... 912 Calories
ORGASMING:
Real................................... 112 Calories
False.................................. 315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories
30-39 years old............................ 80 Calories
40-49 years old............................ 124 Calories
50-59 years old............................ 972 Calories
60-69 years old............................ 2916 Calories
70 and over............................. Results are still pending
DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly................................. 32 Calories
In a hurry............................. 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your wife/husband knocking at the door....3521 Calories!

new game
 

Who wants to play? mefirstmefirst!

LOL....too funny!!! :D

I want this bath toy for xmas........please!!!! :D :D

If I give you one for Xmas, can I have video of you

changing the batteries?

500
 

500 for diva

This piercing thing,, a warning

Talk about an ugly pin cushion!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao!!!!!

Thanks Oldfart!!! :D ;)

How to please one another... :D

Gee Diva,you make us men seem so shallow,hehehe:D :D
true but bad;) lol

LOL. BigBob....I am only stating the facts!!!! :D :D

But sometimes...we ladies do have the upper hand!!!! :p :D

I was going to put this one under the "How often you masturbate thread"......LOL... :D :D ;)

Which condom is right for you???
 

Nike condoms:Just do it!
Toyota condoms:Oh what a feeling!
Diet Pepsi condoms:You got the right one baby! Uh huh!
Pringles condoms:Once you pop.... You can't stop!
Mentos condoms:The freshmaker!
Secret condoms:Strong enough for a man, made for a woman. Chevy condoms:Like a rock!
New York lotto condoms:Cause hey.....ya never know.
KFC condoms:Finger lickin good!
Coca Cola condoms:The real thing!
Lays condoms:Betcha cant have just one.
Ruffles condoms:Get your own bag!
Campbell soup condoms: Mmm Mmm better!
AT&T condoms: Reach out and touch someone.
Bounty condoms:The quicker picker upper.
Energizer condoms: It keeps going and going....
Taco Bell condoms:Make a run for the border!
MCI condoms:For friends and family.
7up condoms:Make 7 up yours!
Doublemint condoms: Double your pleasure Double your fun!
Delta condoms: Delta is ready when you are!
Toyota condoms:I love whatcha do for me!
McDonalds condoms:Have you had your break today?
McDonalds condoms:Would you like that SUPER SIZED?
And Diva don't wear condoms! :D :D ;)

Re: how to please
 

Just cuz men are easy to work with doesn't mean we're shallow... hey, for me, you don't even hafta bring beer!

Play us a dong of the Piano Man
 

LADIES....YOU JUST HAVE TO CHECK THIS OUT!!!!!!! WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.consumptionjunction.com/...ail.asp?ID=6777


Wonder if any of the Pixie Men can do this???? :D :D ;)

Yeh, but only the Minute Waltz :D

Diva

be thankful you've never seen me play the trombone.

*smug smile*

The trombone is one thing Oldfart...but you should see me play the skin flute!!!!! :D :D ;)



And anyone interested in a sandwhich?????? :D :D

Looks like my kinda sandwich meat - hold the bread & lettuce, & I'll supply the Miracle Whip(R)

Diva,
lets see you play the skin flute........hehehee:) :D

<With mouthfull I sing"Jingle bells, jingles bells, jingle all the way...."> Just for you bigbob....:D :D

Anyone for breakfast?????? :D :D

fake or real??

have u got....the "AXE" effect?

understanding
 

Gentlemen

If having problems dealing with ladies,

this may be of assistance.

Re: understanding
 

Ladies

If you are having trouble with your men,

this may also be of assistance.