"JUMPIN' GRANDMA ON A STICK!!! It's a... It's a... It's a... FLYYYYYYYY!!!!" -Dad

"This squirrel's trying to kill me." -Spongebob

What is that new avatar Rev?

*Clint

I.R. Baboon sniffin his finger, as he's prone to do. i got like 40 new ones i'm switchin back and forth between. i hate stagnation.

"His head is soooo big. So BIIIIIIG!" -Gir

"How bout' we sing "Kyle's Mom Is A Stupid Bitch" in C-Minor"

--Cartman

"So am I to understand there's been a Towely-ban?" -Towely

SpongeBob: "Hey, Squidward, do you know what today is?"

Squidward: "Annoy Squidward Day?"

SpongeBob: "No, that's on the 15th."

"An experienced employee always carries a brick of lead in his hat." -SpongeBob

"Don't touch me. I'm sterile." -Patrick

Sandy: "Uh huh... and since when does yer house have feet?"

Patrick: "This is my mobile home."

"There's only one possible explanation: tiny, invisible ghost-monkeys changin' my channels." -Bravo

Neighbor girl: "Johnny, there are easier ways to make money than selling your blood."

Bravo: "But I need my eyes!"

Neighbor girl: "Maybe you can be the Master of Ceremonies."

Bravo: "I'll do it. I dunno what it means, but I like the word... 'Master'."

"Mom says never drive your head into a wood plank." -Cow

"Gimme that! You is reading it wrongly." -Chicken