Should be some truth in labeling...

I needed a little humor today.....

And since the winter is almost upon us...Ladies you should hide your toys!!!! :D ;)

And with the holidays fast approching....please make sure you all wear your seat belts!!! :D

Now I know where they come from!!!!!!!! :D ;)

LoveDiva4u---Good to see you back!I'm sure that you're still
worried but life goes on. Irish
PS.Look at it this way--I got better and no one thought that was
possible!

Thanks ((((Irish))))

Last one for today....for all you bdsm lover's....LOL.. :D :D

OMG!! Call the National Security!! :D :D

Yes sir eeeeeeee....I couldn't agree more with this one!!! :D

Santa theme
 

To continue with LoveDiva4u's theme. Rudolph encounters the home guard.

Santa theme
 

Rebellion in Santa's work shop.

Santa theme
 

Have you been good or really bad??

Santa theme
 

Santa should watch what he eats before he goes on his deliviers.

Diva-
I just want to be certain we are always in the same time zone!!
:) :p :D

Panty...always...got the time??? LOL

Now this one gives a new meaning to Finger lickin' Good!! :D :D

A New Drink
 

Bailey's & Lime

Girl & her boyfriend go to the pub. When it's the girl's turn to buy a round, she tells him that she's heard of a wonderful new drink he simply must try.
She returns with the usual lager for herself. For him, she has two glasses. One contains a measure of Bailey's, the other lime juice.

Instructions: "OK, what you gotta do is, you gotta swig the Bailey's, hold it in your mouth, and then drink the lime juice."
He looks a bit dubious, but she's very enthusiastic so he decides to give it a go.
First the Bailey's; lovely smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the mouth. Then he takes the lime juice.

T + 0.1 secs: The cream in the Bailey's curdles.
T + 0.3 secs: Boyfriend's face turns the color of fresh lime juice.
T + 0.6 secs: Boyfriend calms his stomach & swallows the gunge.
T + 1.5 secs: She whispers in his ear....

"It's called Blowjob revenge"

(Try it it works!!!) :D :D ;)

Diva
 

Confusion

I thought you said you liked that.

need for revenge?

A little Christmas cheer...

Maybe not so cheery :redghost:

Winter wonderland?

I believe this to be a pic of Diva from last Christmas ;)

Too f---n funny!
 

Scotz-
You can bet you ass that one is going to passed on:D :D :D

I'm sorry Scotz hun...but that's not me..I'd never have such UGLY WALLPAPER as that in my house!!!!!!!!:p :p :p :D

And besides that Scotz....this is how I would BE waiting for santa's Arrival at my house.... ;) :D :D ...Mmmmmmm!!!

Santa 'Claus' is not coming to ur house this year Diva,:p it will b Santa 'TDK' that would b visting, so assume that postion :p:D and b waitin for me

My post was about this one.
 

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An ordeal at sea...
 

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same
time and it should cause the ship to turn over! and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the
female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was
becoming reluctant to follow him. Look", she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen." :fish: :fish:

This is why I use little make up!!! :D :D ;)

Diva, here's an alarm clock just you...

OMG
 

What a great idea for an alarm clock......lol :yellghst:

Diva- If you like it and order one...
 

Awwwwee thanks Scotz...that alarm clock is perfect!! :D
Even serves breakfast...Mmmmmmmmmm!:p



A little winter scene... :D

I give this award to......



Myself!!! :D :D

"I'd like to thank the academey....." :D :D

Tis the season....... :D :D ...to be poked from behind!!! :D

FOR THE BOOB LOVER'S....WOULD THIS BE CONSIDERED HEAVEN???? :D :D ;)

Heeheee...Calling IRISH................:D :D

I call this one "Virtual PORN!" :D :D ;)