Chicken: "Wouldn't it be easier to shave with a sharp rock?"

Sgt. Weenie Arms: "Sharp rocks are for non-men."

Double D: "Goodness gracious, Ed, does that really taste like cheese?"

Ed: "It's orange like cheese."

"We're gonna be rich! You could buy a chin, Ed. Think of it." -Eddy

"AAAAH! Scourge of the sea, release Rolf! Nanna, get the pliers!" -Rolf

"This isn't your average, everyday darkness. This is... advanced darkness." -SpongeBob

"Now I'm gonna go give that legless rascal what-for!" -Sandy

"Wow, that's pretty smart. Your parents must've been, like, part computer or something." -Plankton

"I don't understand. Is there a gas leak in here?" -Plankton

"If I knew being a lifeguard meant guarding their lives, I never would've signed up." -SpongeBob

Squidward: "Lemme get this straight. You two bought a giant-screen TV just so you could play with the box?"

SpongeBob: "Pretty smart, huh?"

Patrick: "I didn't think it would work."

Patrick: "We're doomed, SpongeBob. You're gonna hafta cut off my legs with a saw."

SpongeBob: "I can't do that, Patrick.

Patrick: "Why not?"

SpongeBob: "Cuz I already sawed off my own arms!"

LMAO...........ohhhhhh spongebob..

"I wish for universal peace and good will towards man-- no, wait! A talkin' monkey!" -Bravo

Genie: "Did you enjoy your first wish?"

Bravo: "Heck, no. That was the worst talkin' monkey I've ever almost been dissected by."

"Whoa, look at the Habius on that Corpus! Did I say guilty? Cuz I meant yowza!" -Bravo