Diva's 600.

Oldfart----Maybe i'm just stupid.(entirely possible)but what do you
mean by Divas 600?How do you expect me to be L.W.I. if you get
the last word? Irish

Irish...I know what Oldfart means......and that's all that matters... :p :D

And let me say....you are the sweetest (((((((Oldfart))))))))!!!!

All I want for Xmas is............. :D :D ;)

Smells fishy.....lmfao!!!!!

How do you say "ohshit" in Arabic?

Yep...I bet you will be thinking the same thing I was!!!! :D :D ;)

A little mind in the gutter thing.... :D :D :)

A little more Xmas humor

Yep...I would say so!!!!!!!!!! :D :D ;)

What do you call yours???? ;) :D

NOW.........
 

...How you going to keep her OFF the resveration??:D

You better be nice Panty.....I have the power to delete everything you type....LOL...and if you aren't carefull with your words.....
I won't be carefull with the delete button!!!!! :p :p :D :D :p

I told you...
 

…Giving you power is like sending me to brake up an orgy.:D

JUST ISN’T GOING TO WORK!!!:) :p :D

FAA
 

Sorry, folks,

Xmas called off for technical reasons.

( . )Y( . ) :D ;)

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A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.

He tells her, "Every day when you get out of the shower,
rub the top of your nipples and say, "Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger boobies."

She did this every day faithfully and after several months, it worked! She grew great boobs!

One morning she was running late and she was on the bus when she realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point she loved her new boobs and didn't want to lose them, so she got up right in the middle of the bus and said, "Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger boobies."

A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?"

"Why, yes, I do. How did you know?"
"Hickory dickory dock."

:D :D :D

Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke,when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

The lady asked, "What's that?" :confused:
"A condom," the other lady responded. "This way my cigarette doesn't get wet." ;)

"Where did you get it?" the other lady asked.

"You can get them at any drugstore."

The next day, the first lady hobbled herself down to the local
drugstore and announced to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looked at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.

"It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted. :eek: :D :D

Santa is a PIXIES's Fan too!!!!!! :D :D ;)

LoveDiva4u----The last picture isn't realistic!Santa isn't stroking it.
Santa is human also.He has the same wants&needs.Merry Christmas. Irish
P.S.It seems as if we're the only ones here today!I have been holding off posting;to see if anyone else did.So far you're the only
one!

Who wants to be SANTA?????? :D :D ;)

I wanta be santa....
 

me :) .................................................M E:p .......................YA.. RHIGHT HERE <waves his SACK desperately in the air >...................ME...ME...ME!!! :D :D :D

New car smells
 

God, I love the smell of a new car.

Nutcracker
 

OWWWWWWWWWW!

OK JimJ...
 

...you're in with that post;)

WLECOME ABOARD.:cool:

???
 

For some reason it won't let me post the nut cracker pic. It says it's not a valid gif or jpg file but it is :confused:

hope this works
 

Do it Rudy!

Still no luck. This sucks. I've got some funny ass pics to contribute but it won't let me :( :confused:

Looks like I'll have to stick to gif images because I'm haveing no luck with jpg images.

Virus
 

virus (just a joke)

Blast off!
 

Anyone have this happen to them?:D

For the students in our Pixie family
 

Four Sigma Xi fraternity brothers in their last year, considered a well-deserved road party just before finals. Being pretty sharp guys and confident about the years work, all agreed.

After all getting totally trashed far in excess of attentions, they wake up on Monday morning and realize they were so late that the final exam was going to be missed. Late that afternoon they approach their professor with a well concocted story about having major tire trouble and unable to get back in time. With thought, the professor concedes to giving a make-up test the next morning.

At 9:00 am the professor puts each student in a separate room with the following test form.

THIS TEST WILL CONSIST OF TWO ESSAY QUESTIONS WHICH WILL DETERMIN YOUR FINAL GRADE FOR THE YEAR.

QUESTION (1) [for 5% of the test score]
Explain the principle of spectrum analyses as used in the element identification of stellar composition.

QUESTION (2) [for 95% of the test score]
Which tire?
:yellghst:

LOL..Good One Panty!!! :D :D




Ewwwwwwwww.....poor Mr. snowman!!! ;) :D

Don't remember if this one was posted or not.... sorry if it was!!!

Hmmm...maybee we should start a new funny pictures thread 2??????? :D :D ;)

I don't know about a new thread but here is one

Here is another for your pleasure

Nothing to do with Xmas.
Just something I found a long time ago.

Seasons Greetings to all Members of Pixies Place.:D

First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing".
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.
Then he added a mouth, and ruined the whole damn thing.

Taking "giving head" to the extreme.

OMG!!!! Now that is just gross....lol..but certainly a head above the rest!!!!!!! :D :D ;)


If she walks bull legged for awhile we all know why!!! :p :D :D