Can't say that I've done that.

HYEML on a train?

No

HYEML then realised the windows were wide open and you just gave the neighbours some interesting listening?

Can't say that we have. Darn.

HYEML in a swimming pool?

Yes a long long time ago.

HYEML in a pasture during the springtime?

Can't remember if it was spring or summer (a warm day anyway) ... but consider the "in a pasture" as a true.

HYEML while videotaping the "event?"

No. I don't represent well on video, and it would be scarring to rewatch. :p

HYEML in a school (when kids weren't around)?

No, but, I've thought about it. :)

HYEML in a stack of hay?

No... too itchy

HYEML by pinning her up against a tree?

Can't say that I ever have.

Hmmm.

HYEML in your living room with the front window having an unobstructed view?

Yes.......... no neighbors!

HYEML in a cave?

Would a mine shaft count? If so we kind of did ... it was at a fantasy motel and our room was made up to look like a mine shaft and our bed was an oversized ore car. :)

HYEML on a swing?

No - I don't think park swings are made wide enough for me to sit on nowadays :o

HYEML with someone then never spoken to them again?

Nope. My only lover has been my wife and after 52 years, I suspect that trend will continue ... which is good by me. Love her today more than ever.

HYEML in your car in a downtown parking garage/lot?

Not sure if this counts as 'downtown' but I have a number of times in a car park in the middle of a very busy housing estate, only a few feet from where my then b/f lived with his father, in the passenger seat of my car :thumbs: We were young and there weren't as many CCTV cameras around in those days (I'm talking 25 years ago!). That guy could lick my pussy till I screamed. He had a magic tongue, it was bliss! Oh to be 19 again for just one day :horny:

HYEML in a garden shed?

Noooo.... can't say I have!
HYEML on the lawn beside the garden?