"Noooooooo!! Karl, my dear, sweet, deliciously moist friend!" -Bravo

"Well, if anybody needs me, I'll be upstairs writin' James Joyce's Ulysses." -Bravo

"That's ridiculous! Are you implyin' that me... no... anymore... smart?" -Bravo

"Momma, do we have any iodine? I'm afraid this arm's gonna hafta come off." -Bravo

Kid: "Are we still friends?"

Old guy: "Sure. We're as close as an elderly gay man and a straight teenage boy can be."

"Suzie, when we get married, do you wanna have children? Cuz I want monkeys." -Harold

The Pantene Claw: "I can offer you wealth, power, good references..."

Bravo: "Do ya have a talkin' monkey?"

Claw: "Uh... yes."

Bravo: "I'm in!"

"Ya see, it's like this, Dr. Franken, uh, Jones: After I eat, I experience a loss of appetite, sometimes for hours. And at night, I lose consciousness till morning. And sometimes, I lose my train of thoug-- hey, burritoes!" -Bravo

Bravo: "So lemme get this straight. Yer gonna remove my brain, but I get to go out with her?"

Scientist: "Yes."

Bravo: "Hmm... Well, ya know I-- hmm... I'll do it!"

"So I beat up yer dad. Wanna go out?" -Bravo

"You gotta blink sometime, you rascal, you." -Johnny, having a staring contest with his friend Plank... the, uh, plank of wood

"Gee, Plank, ever think you may as well be talkin' to a piece of wood? ...Plank? Plank?! Oh, no! Not you, too!!" -Johnny

"Polly want a... ah, who cares?" -A neutered parrot

Thanks, Unc. After all the sex threads, we needed a bit of seriousness to help keep perspective.

it's what i do, dicky.

"No, it wasn't me, I swear! It was the two-armed man!" -Bravo