Wow....she really needs a shave!!!!!!!!! :D :D ;)

Bet you can't find the hole!!!! LMAO!!! :D :D

Geeeezzzz, Diva, is that for real?!? I know some guys who wish they could grow that much hair on their heads! Definately need at least a trim before I could dive in there...<hack...ptoo>

Scotzoidman

Call me a cynical oldfart, but look up "merkin" in a good dictionary.

oldfart---There was a young man named Durkin,
Who was always jerkin
his Gerkin.
His father said" Durkin,
Stop jerkin
your Gerkin
Your Gerkin
is for Furkin
not Jerkin!------Author unknown.
Merkin would fit right in there but when you've been around
for as long as we have;you know;what a merkin is. Irish

Guess I haven't been around long enough yet... where is that GD dictionary, anyway... <rumbling thru the bookshelves>

scotzoidman---Just to save you time!A merkin is a hairpiece--Think
of a wig.BASICALY, it is the same thing. Irish

My wife emailed this to me...

Finally a Barbie I can relate to!
At long last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with her and OUR aging gracefully. These are a bit more realistic...
1. Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain and large-print editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living.
2. Hot Flash Barbie. Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes with handheld fan and tiny tissues.
3. Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow. Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror.
4. Flabby Arms Barbie. Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these new, roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy front, too-muumuus with tummy-support panels are included.
5. Bunion Barbie. Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with the pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules.
6. No-More-Wrinkles Barbie. Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip lines with a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive age-blasting cosmetics.
7. Soccer Mom Barbie. All that experience as a cheerleader is really paying off as Barbie dusts off her old high school megaphone to root for Babs and Ken, Jr. Comes with minivan in robin-egg blue or white and cooler filled with doughnut holes and fruit punch.
8. Mid-life Crisis Barbie. It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a change, and Alonzo(her personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along with Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for the Napa Valley to open a B&B. includes a real tape of "Breaking Up Is Hard to Do."
9. Divorced Barbie. Sells for $199.99. Comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and Ken's boat.
10. Recovery Barbie. Too many parties have finally caught up with the ultimate party girl. Now she does Twelve Steps instead of dance steps. Clean and sober, she's going to meetings religiously. Come with a little copy of The Big Book and a six-pack of Diet Coke.
11. Post-Menopausal Barbie. This Barbie wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts things, and cries a lot. She is sick and tired of Ken sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through the channels. Comes with Depends and Kleenex. As a bonus this year, the book "Getting In Touch with Your Inner Self" is included.

Scotzoid-
 

I missed your regular input for a while there.:(

Not sure if it was you that provided the Street Barbies (there in this thread somewhere) before but I sure intend to add this to them. :)

I even like your new signature. My kind of humor. :D

This one is in reply to Diva's "wheres the hole". I think this guy has plenty of those.

WARNING!!!!!
Not for the men who may be weak of heart. :eek:

No problem.................
 

...Not for me thank:whiteghos ,……………………but if he can stand it, I can sure as hell let him!:yellghst:

scotzoidman---I have to hand it to you.(No;I don't swing that
way!)Many people have called me a "wise-ass"but never a
"smart-ass." Irish

OMG Wolfspirit all I can say is EWWWWWOUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only in my dreams............. *SIGH* ;) :D :D

Diva, here's a full version with nothing needed to crop out

Thanks Scotz.....

Hmmm...wonder if it is real???? :D :D I know the boobs aren't!!! :p :p :D

I dunno, Diva... can I get implants for my dick like that?:D ;) :rolleyes:

Not a pic, but a link... click on the link in the middle of the page, "can we get hummers in heaven", you need Shockwave Flash installed on your system (if you don't know if you have it, click it anyway, you just won't see anything... also some older puters may be too slow to play it)'

http://www.consumptionjunction.com/...ail.asp?ID=7488

Heaven without a hummer?

Arnie won't go there.

I know these are kinda late.....sorry..... :D :D :D

And another.... :D :D

And I hope this never happens to you guys!!! ;) :D :D

And here is one for all the people who hate my smileys!!!! :D :D :D :p :p :p


You can kiss my smiley assssssss!!! :D :D ;)

My wife couldn't deal with the hardware, but she has thrown up the emotional barbwire.... for months at a time:redghost:

HERE IS ONE THE GUYS WILL LOVE!!
 

SAY IT ISN'T SOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!:eek: :rolleyes: :D :p

Re: Natural Wonders
 

Am new to this site and came across Fang's posting.
The natural wonder are in Thailand, in one of the islands off the east coast, but can't remember exactly which one

Re: HERE IS ONE THE GUYS WILL LOVE!!
 

I'm afraid it is so, Diva... and you won't find a MSDS on men, 'cuz we're an inert element :o

Got a joke for you all....
 

A woman walked into a bridal store, and said to the clerk, "I am getting married again, and I need a white dress." The clerk tries to explain to her that that goes against tradition that you only where white the first time. The lady said, "I'm still a virgin, so I most certainly can wear white." The clerk asks, "How can you be a virgin and you've been married three times?" The lady explains, "My first husband was a therapist and all he ever did was talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My third husband was a stamp collector and he always. ....damn, let's just say I'll miss him!"
:D :D :D :D :D :D

Truth in advertising.

Something US Ladies can appreciate......OUCH!!!! :D :D ;)

Yes Prophet....you can!!! You can also kiss this if you wish!! ;) :D

For the BOOB Men
 

Don't remember if this one was posted before.....sorry if it was....BUT....

This is just one of those things....that you say "Dear..I have to have it....it's a man thing...you wouldn't undertsand!" :D :D ;)

went to see the gypsy woman...

man I got in on this one way late

Here is another

And another

I've been in college for 4 years and I've never found a sorority like this one

Nothing better then Kama Sutra

What I really wanted for christmas

Ok..Now will you guys help with the house work????? :D :D