I think I need to take a dot day :spin:

I think I took one! I ate like a pig (or WI, same diff) & slept all evening!

*schooches in and plops on the red rug*

Red Rug :eek: Since when do we have a red rug in here?

Geezzzzz, this gets tougher every month!

I'm almost to the being human part again.

i just wish id have one (i know im crazy) but its been 7 months since my last "visit" . docs put me on pills to make it happen next week so i shud be one lucky (dripping with sarcasim) duck next week with the mother of all periods!!! im NOT looking forward to playin catch up !

Wow, nikki! That happened to a woman I used to work with . . . she did end up with the mother of all periods, too. We'll give you most of the supplies in the hut!!! (((((((nikki))))))

((((((((((((steph))))))))))))))) TY lol then hubby is coming back from TDY this weekend , hes pissed off i didnt put off takin the meds so we cud have loads of sex before hes off again on a another TDY next week!!!!! now tell me , is that really what u need to tell ur wife while shes PMSing 7months worth at one time?!?!?!?!

:rofl: Dude's got a death wish, no question!!! I'm sure you'll school him. :D

*slowly enters from the back and asks if it is ok to "visit" (i'm pregnant, but dont worry i'll be here for about a month ... in about a month.) Was just reading and am curious... Do you know what caused you to not have periods for seven months?

Yeah sure, Callie, you can visit.

But first . . .




I have to ask . . .






Where are your snacks?!?!?!?

*hands over the largest bag of crunchy cheetos you've ever seen.... EMPTY!!* Sorry, got hungry, but i still have two packages of double stuffed oreos. "who wants some ?"

If you split them apart and give me the cookie only side then you'd have quadruple stuffs :D

I prefer my Oreo's creamless :D

I would have assumed Pixies women preferred cream. :D

Yup i know , ive got PCOS (poly cystic ovarian syndrome) and along with not ovulating i have testosterone thats almost higher than a mans!!! there are other things that i got that go along but those are the major two combos that make it to where ive gone a whopping 7 moths , the doc had to put me on meds to get this one going , the only good side effect of this bull shit is ive got a sex drive thats outta the world!!! LMAO!!!

oh and whoevers hiding the snackies had better fess up, ive called in the search dogs they shud be here any minute!!! LMAO!!! seriously tho i NEED something salty and something sweet, inthat order. i just pigged out on a indian dinner (OMG MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM) and now when that settles ill have to raid and see what salty stuff i got, prob hit the cheddar onion crisps ( againMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM) dear god my diet is OVER not just blown but OVER im gonna have to restart it when i stop cramping LOL i figure if i gotta bleed like a stuck freakin pig i might as well eat what i want!!! SCREW IT!!