LOL, diva... getting there... but it don't look like there's enough horsepower there yet... more power, arf,arf..

Friends
 

You really know who your friends are when......

friends 2
 

Even worse.............

What's a friend?............
 

I was told that.....
a friend will help you move. :) ................................
...a REAL friend will help you move...bodies! :D

Friend
 

A real obscure one-

I was once told that a friend is one who picks your pocket

just to check you're OK for cash.

Different.

Competition
 

Mainly for the Brits and Aussies.

A new player in the airlines scene.

100% American here, OF...
 

But I got it! ROFLMAO

Scotzoidman
 

Glad to give the laugh.

amazing what you can find in the want ads -

Why you never see them anymore...

scotzoidman---Evertime; that I am about to say:"Screw it all."I
read one of your jokes and realise that life is not to be taken;
seriously. Irish
P.S.Maybe thats what pixies is!A reminder!

Irish
 

Glad my sometimes lame attempts at humor are helping someone...
Always thought it was someone of irish extraction that said, "don't take life seriously, you'll never get out alive anyway"

Scotch-Irish Man;)

i have a few words from George Carlin, just a few lines that i remember from some of his comedy act

"Its like my Grandpa always used to say, I'm gonna go up stairs and Fuck your Grandma"


and

"I believe it was my 4th grade teacher who once said, You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a Cocksucker from Guatemala, my mistake i think it was someone else"

Subject: THE DRUNK

A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his
hand.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches. "Can I help you sir?"

"Yessssh! Ssssshomebody sssshtole my car!" the man replies.

The cop asks, "Where was the car the last time you saw it?"

"It was at the end of thissssh key!" the man replies.

About that time the officer looks down to see that the man's
wiener is hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.

He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing
yourself?"

Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down woefully at his
crotch and, without missing a beat, blurts out,
"SON-OF-A-BITCH...THEY GOT MY GIRLFRIEND, TOO..


:whiteghos

Just got this one.

So true.....LOL

Masochism
 

For those who strive in vain,

Puff
 

Has the wind left our sails or has the honour roll of

Picturites thinned below viability?

Diva, Suggest maybe closing the thread at 700.

Meantime for those overdosing on Pixies visually,

a test.

Test
I see 35!Some people probably only see white dots. Irish

I just bought this company...looking for workers now...anybody want to apply for the nob..errrrr....I mean job!!!!! :D :D ;) :p

Dusty
 

Diva

I am sooooooo dusty.

Sit on my knee for 700 and I'll lend you the polishing cloth.

Diva, I believe there's a pharmacy opening near you..or me hopefully...

Don't know if I've posted this before, think maybe not.

If I have, send abuse notes taped to bottles of Butterscotch

Schnapps to Oldfart, c/o GPO, Darwin NT Australia.

Ta.

Uuuuhhhh... hold the tackle...

Bet they have to hose down the pavement every a.m.

Musicman
 

You speak of my dream home.

not quite a picture
 

just an animation that is out on the web... not quite a picture, but it seemed to fit in with the general jist of the thread...

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/pop...ney_breasts.asp

the anim is (I think) about 1.5MB so those with a slower connect might want to pass :)

Brittney...Brittney...I am sooooo sick of her!!!! (Gag me with a spoon...errr...dick would be better! ;) :D)


That was very cute Ny_Play...and oh so true!!!

They must be the inflatable kind!!!:D :D

(Wonder where I can buy myself a pair.....???)

LoveDiva4u---Include me; in the way; that you feel about Brittney!
I am so sick of everything about her.For one thing;I;don't think
that she can sing worth a shit.While she is nice looking;I don't
think that her body is any better then many of the girls out there.
The only thing that I can see that she has going for her;is that;
her boyfriend;in N'Sync;looks like a reincanation of my youngest
daughters oldest son-Killian.(of course;he is only 7yrs. old) Irish

Big Dildo with a mind of it's own.....is what I see here.... :D :D :D


But to some...it's all about how you view a man!!! :p

View
 

How some women would like to view a man.

LOL Diva... What do you call the insensitive area at the base of the penis?








A man...

Good one Scotz!!!!!! :D LOL....



NOW DOES THIS REMIND US OF A CERTAIN MEMBER HERE AT PIXIES?????????? LMFAO!!!!!:D :D :D :p

Hay, coming from a man here..I can't stand Brittney Spears too...from a music point..she can't sing, I really don't think she is all that good looking too..To flashy and slutty for me.

Scotz---I resemble that remark!
Panty---You finally made the pictures! Irish

i agree she is not all that she was cracked up to be, but i must admit that i liked the peformance she did with Michael Jackson at his latest concert.

Maniac
 

About time you popped back to see the mess you started.

I don't get it?
 

:confused: [SIZE=4]What's the Joke???????????[SIZE]

of course he don't get it...
 

heheh taking panties down is no laffin matter for PF...

Zoid
 

Deputise PF.

Then he has to frisk himself and take down his own panties

(perhaps not in that order).

Remember, the Law is your friend.