<~~~~~~ is breathing:p:D

i did when younger pretend to be a virgin to get laid worked
best with the older ladys there are a few women out there who
beleve that they were my first and i am not the only one to
use this its even got a name "phantom virgins"

I did a strip tease in a crowded bar, once. It worked. In fact, I could've gotten laid by several different women that night, but I did get the one I wanted!

It was probably a couple times when I was pretending I didn't really care when in reality I was in total lust. Indiffrence can be a very potent aphrodysiac.

Oh, is *that* what you do in the games? :D

Haven't done anything bad...yet. :rolleyes:

BCG--but, you can be like me. I'm getting all *kinds* of ideas from this thread. ;)

I don't really think you need any ideas IAK!

Awww...I don't know *what* you're talking about. I'm harmless. ;)

IAKG~ Good point! I'll have to take notes on this thread!! :D

Well..............I had a Hernia Operation and Met a Nurse on my follow-up Visit. I told her I thought maybe something was wrong and that if she would check my response time I would so appreciate it. I was swimmin in that Gal right there in the Clinic on a Thursday evening. (remember the Doctors at the Hospital on Thursdays)

lotsa stuff
 

hmmm....mainly the worst thing was i unzipped my pants...then hers came off in an instant ;)

Liar!
 

Lmao!! You wish. You said to me the other day "If you love me you'll have sex with me." Not that I minded, but I'd say that's the worst thing you've done :p lol.

What I did to get into her pants?
Stole them, put them on... :D

German Steve~ Do you have pics of that?:D