sluty..........who's next??????????????

Dildoes...it's what's for dinner.

You should've seen the first load!

OMG you guys are too damn funny!!!

LOL!!!! Lilith is right...... too funny!!!!
Once again... you all proviced a laugh and a smile!!!! I knew you would!!! :)

Donald Rumsfeld annouced today that the US Military had discovered a secret cache containing Weapons of Ass Destruction.

LMFAO @ Aqua!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love the way your mind works hun!

Anyway, how about:

'Every housewife's dream'

Can I get workman's comp... I fell out of my chair laughing...... there must be a way... you all are tooooo funny! :)

Who said washing dishes was boring, never had this in mind.

The extra rinse cycle does wonders--and removes spots, too.

Hey look, I wasn't kidding... Here's my source...

" A few dicks short of a full load "

Hey aqua had to go and check my paper again,

OH My this is to funny!
Some real classics in the making, I too want workmans comp, broke a gut laughting. So many good ones.

"Are the toys for the party clean yet! The girls will be here soon."

Come on down to Caaaaaaarazy Eddies! We have the dishwasher that can hold your load!

"Ladies.......Why wash a dildo individually after each use? With our large capacity washers, you can pull out all the toys for those times when one orifice filled just isn't enough. Why.....you could even invite your friends to bring all of their toys and have a masterbating festival like no one else on the block. And when the dildo fest is over, and when all the juices have ceased to flow, just load all.......I said ALL....the toys in our large capacity diswasher, and in one fell swoop.....every glazed Bob (Battery Operated Boyfriend) will be sparkling clean and sanitized"!

So, come on down to Caaaaaaarazy Eddies! The place where the loads are bigger and our advertising stoops to any level!

At least we now know why all Mannequins have no genitals, they were still be washed.