But they are my issues and I like them :p

but who (or is that whom) issued them????

Who issued them (they were issued to whom?) - Grammatical lesson sponsored by Steph :)

OK then Skip and Scarecrow - - - - show us this petty household gripes through the eyes of a male: how do socks on the couch add to the decor? How are the boots under the coffee table nicer than the vase ON the table? :)

Steph, I cannot help you there....Skip is a neat freak and picks up after everyone else.....I never ever leave anything out...

Oh well, hopefully some slobs would like to post! Any takers?

LOL! Calling all slobs!

Please explain (as Steph has asked) how you might think that work boots under a living room coffee table adds to a decor!

And while I'm on the subject.........I don't give a flying crap about ya'll putting the toilet seat down when you are through. I don't put it up when I'm done...so fair's fair...right? And the toothpaste cap? Pffffffffffffffft! Ain't no thang! It makes it easier for me to aquire some paste when the early morn has me all confused.....and if it squeezes/oozes out from just laying there....it's also a great countertop shiner-upper! But........

Those hairs on the countertop look surprisingly similar to the curlies from down below............and I know they aren't but you'll be the one explaining it to our company when I see the look on their face as they exit the bathroom. I don't leave my long locks laying around for you to trip over them.....could you at least clean the beard hair out of the sink after you tighten up the dark hairy thing?

Whew! Am I done? I mean....I am done!

Geezzzzzz :rolleyes:

He chews WAY too loud, won't turn lights off, and won't shut the dresser drawers all the way.

Get over it........oh...and welcome back stranger

Thanks Skip :)