Well I say #$%^*$#@! all the time.

Dicksbro, you just have to contort your lips into a "O" shape. From then on, it's just a matter of saying #$% and ^*$#@! really quickly so it forms one word.

CasperTG.

tend to use the term "fannie" or "jobbie"
also, is someone rally gets to me "phuttin heid banner"(f'in headcase!)

fuckadididdleydoo!

shit & two is eight

If I happen to say that in front of the kids.. then I turn around innocently and ask, "then.. what is shit?".. Quick math quiz... :)

the kids have me saying Barnnacles

At the top of my lungs, "WILLIAM! H! MACY!". Because, as we all know, he -is- the second coming.

Only just stopped myself from using my Sister's favourite profanity in front of my boss the other day.

It had all gone horribly wrong and I'd got the first consonant of 'Piss-flaps' out before I managed to stop myself.

I am in the habit of using 'Blimey' or 'Blimey O'reilly' quite a lot at the moment, but the good old favourites such as 'Funckinell' 'Bugger me backwards' and 'Fuck me!' are also frequently heard in my repertoire.

Since I was twelve I've been the foulest mouthed person I know. The thing is that people find it so amusing when I swear because of my 'posh' voice so they don't seem to be offended by it and it just encourages me. :p

STO- my daughter has me saying tarter sauce or barnicales too.

I say pukka tukka or tarter sauce when my kid is around and shitfuckdamn if shes not around

Fudge nuggets!!!

My most often used expression of frustration is "Fuck my chihuahua".

If I'm feeling extreme frustration, then it becomes "Bugger me with a red hot chihuahua".

i just learned a lot from this thread.............any way thanks

That is what we are all about stiffman...spreading the profanity around the world :D

just plain old FUCK IT

when my ex really pisses me off I might say something like this
you mother fucking cant understand normal thinking Cunt you dumbass then a pause then JackASS Bitch

Vulgar: Fucking sonovabitch or Fuck me naked....

G-Rated: Fiddle sticks.....


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