write a new story ... or make a phone call .... :lust:

Sit quietly and wait for salvation.

In days of old
when men were bold
and women weren't invented

We stuck our cocks
between two rocks
and went away contented

Customer: Hello, I'm haveing trouble getting my erotica site to work, can you help me?
tech support: Maybe, I can talk dirty to you.

Personally, I while away my time thinking about men with tented boxers and funny hats wooing me with gospel music.

Funny, somehow it makes me giggle...which is obviously opposite the goal I had in mind.