i like this one, but i can't put it on my car cause it doesn't apply


"My other car is a piece of shit too!"

All time personal fave.........Grass, gas or ass! No one rides for free!

~~~~OR~~~~

If you get any closer.................lick me!

*I dare not put any on the truck......hubby would kill me!*

I've always wanted to see
"If you're close enough to read this you better be using lube!!"

Lixy baby you should always wear a badge that says that !!! *licks....nibble, suck, lick, slurp.....hehehe oooooooops slipped*

Saw this on the back of a 16-ton flatbed truck this morning....


"TOO CLOSE!

or do you really WANT
to test your airbag?!?"



Needless to say, I kept back!!

DM

How about:



HONK
if you really want me to jam my fucking brakes!

I saw this one this today

CAUTION:
Don't follow to close
Driver chews tobacco

Two I wish I had:

Don't blame me, I voted for Bush/Quayle.

Don't blame me, I voted for Dole/Kemp.


...sorry Lil... :p


rabbit

A car I see regularly has a sticker that I think is great:

"Back off, I'm a Goddess!"


As for me, I don't have any bumper stickers on my car...hell I'd settle for an engine that worked, right now. :(

My favorite of all time (so far)...

"He's dead, Jim! You get his communicator, I'll get his wallet!"

***BUMP ***

Good bump, SS.

"If you can read this, I've lost my trailer"

"I'm not bald. It's a solar panel for a sex machine"

I have this one up on my fridge...

:God is coming. Look busy."