The only difference between yo' mama and a washing machine is, after you drop a load in the washing machine, it doesn't follow you around!

Yo' mama's breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts!

Yo' mama's so fat, when I climbed on top of her I burned my ass on the light bulb.

Yo mama's so ugly, she'd make money as a look-alike for George W. Bush

Yo momma's so big, when we shout "kool-aid" she comes crashing through the wall.

Yo mama is such a bad cook, WeightWatcher's wants to buy her recipes.

Yo' mama so dumb, when she filled out her job application and it said ‘sex,’ she wrote “not lately

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, she has to suck my dick sideways.

Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

Yo mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk."

Yo Mama is so slutty, she's a regular guest on Jerry Springer.

Yo Mama is so stupid that she thinks a "vibrating egg" is one that is really about to hatch!

Yo mama's so big that the egg would get crushed before use.

Yo Mama is so dumb she thinks oral stimulation is a good conversation!

Yo Mama's so dumb she thinks Fellatio is an opera singer!