I never had the opportunity. My parents divorced when I was 2. The whole thing freaked my mom so bad, she never really dated much after that, and never had a man stay over. My dad, on the other hand, has been with his S/O for the better part of 25 years. But they live far from me and we don't visit often, so nothing there either. I don't know how I'd react when I was younger, but it wouldn't bother me in the least to hear either of them going at it now. I'd be happy for them, to know that they are still enjoying life.

Well, the closest I ever came to their sex is once finding my mother washing her diaphram.

I used to think I was a test tube baby cause my parents don't have sex. But the mental image of my father rubbing one out into a beaker was almost as bad as him climbing on top of my poor mommy! ha ha

OMG!!!!_ WildIrish~ you've got me pmpl:p

Besides the fact he's about 10 years too old to be a test-tube baby, Lil. :D

You're basing that on Louise Joy Brown's birth in 1978. Don't forget that she was the first successful baby conceived outside it's mother's womb. I'm not successful! ha ha

Maybe I'm the result of a very rough draft process that took 10 years to perfect?

When I was about 11 or 12 I recall hearing sounds coming from my parents' bedroom, and soon worked out what they were up to. Some of it was a bit kinky (and I later found a leather strap and some hand-written pornography in my father's wardrobe). I don't remember hearing them fucking later - as my brother and I got older I guess they were a bit more careful. I know they had a good sex life, right into their seventies, until Dad died.

I didn't find any of this at all sexy, but Hornylass, the idea of you masturbating outside your parents' room is a real turn-on! May I PM you?

Thanks everyone!
 

Thanks everyone for your stories and views......
and Gusaspar of course you can pm me honey any time!!
mayb we can share a few more dirty secrets ;)