I am supposed to die on---Sept.22,2016!
That's bad news to the people that I went to High School with!
They have already lost money,because they bet that I wouldn't
live this long!
Favorite High School Yearbook signing---"To the Devil,himself!"
Irish

I'm going to die on October 4, 2041
at the age of 71 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)



GAWD, I HOPE IT'S BY AUTO-FELLATIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a way to go!! LOL

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


July 7, 2058
at the age of 73 years old.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


August 2, 2032
at the age of 81 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (23%)
Electrolysis (10%)


Hopfully they will find a cure for that by then :D

You can expect to die on:


August 13, 2039
at the age of 64 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (29%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Drowning (8%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Heart Attack (6%)

What a relief. I was sure I show up dead already.:eek:


"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."



Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


August 14, 2018
at the age of 73 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (25%)
Cancer (23%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Drowning (6%)

Glad to know you've still got some good years left, PF.

:D

Although not many, old man. :D

...All the more time for me to terrorize you!

October 24, 2016 at the age of 73 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (22%)
Cancer (20%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Homicide (8%)
Drowning (8%)
Alcoholism (6%)

I thought alien abduction would rank higher.

Irish, if you're upstairs ... hold the door open. PF, I'll do the same for you. :D

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


April 23, 2035
at the age of 52 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (38%)
Homicide (15%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Drowning (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Heart Attack (5%)

BTW, does this mean I can quit checking the obits each morning? :rolleyes:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


August 18, 2036
at the age of 72 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (21%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Auto-Fellatio (13%)
Suicide (8%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

December 14, 2019
at the age of 67 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (45%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Suicide (7%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Loneliness (5%)

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


July 4, 2064
at the age of 82 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (38%)
Electrolysis (24%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Wild Animal Mauling (6%)

How am I supposed to continue on 10 years without you?

This game sucks! ha ha