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I am supposed to die on---Sept.22,2016!
That's bad news to the people that I went to High School with! They have already lost money,because they bet that I wouldn't live this long! Favorite High School Yearbook signing---"To the Devil,himself!" Irish |
I'm going to die on October 4, 2041
at the age of 71 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (36%) Heart Attack (17%) Alien Abduction (7%) Horrible Accident (6%) Auto-Fellatio (5%) GAWD, I HOPE IT'S BY AUTO-FELLATIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a way to go!! LOL |
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
July 7, 2058 at the age of 73 years old. ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! |
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
March 3, 2034 at the age of 65 years old On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (38%) Suicide (11%) Heart Attack (7%) Contagious Disease (6%) Alien Abduction (6%) Drowning (6%) |
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
August 2, 2032 at the age of 81 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (29%) Heart Attack (23%) Electrolysis (10%) Hopfully they will find a cure for that by then :D |
You can expect to die on:
August 13, 2039 at the age of 64 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (29%) Alien Abduction (8%) Drowning (8%) Alcoholism (7%) Homicide (6%) Heart Attack (6%) |
What a relief. I was sure I show up dead already.:eek:
"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated." Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: August 14, 2018 at the age of 73 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Heart Attack (25%) Cancer (23%) Alien Abduction (8%) Drowning (6%) |
Glad to know you've still got some good years left, PF.
:D Although not many, old man. :D ...All the more time for me to terrorize you! |
October 24, 2016 at the age of 73 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from: Heart Attack (22%) Cancer (20%) Alien Abduction (9%) Homicide (8%) Drowning (8%) Alcoholism (6%) I thought alien abduction would rank higher. Irish, if you're upstairs ... hold the door open. PF, I'll do the same for you. :D |
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
April 23, 2035 at the age of 52 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (38%) Homicide (15%) Alcoholism (7%) Drowning (6%) Alien Abduction (5%) Heart Attack (5%) |
BTW, does this mean I can quit checking the obits each morning? :rolleyes:
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
August 18, 2036 at the age of 72 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (21%) Heart Attack (18%) Auto-Fellatio (13%) Suicide (8%) Alien Abduction (6%) Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%) |
December 14, 2019
at the age of 67 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (45%) Alien Abduction (12%) Alcoholism (9%) Suicide (7%) Contagious Disease (5%) Loneliness (5%) |
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
July 4, 2064 at the age of 82 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (38%) Electrolysis (24%) Heart Attack (10%) Wild Animal Mauling (6%) |
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How am I supposed to continue on 10 years without you? This game sucks! ha ha |
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