"Failure to plan on your part does NOT constitute an emergency on mine." I've got this one tacked on the wall in my office. LOL

We have this poster in the back room where I work... and its a scene from "Sixth Sense" ... with the kid looking like he's talkin to Bruce Willis. and from his mouth the little bubble says "I see stupid people, they're everywhere... and they dont even know they're stupid!"

LMAO

The one I wish I could use

SCREW YOU ALL!!! I WON THE LOTTERY!!!!!

As long as you don't insult the customer,if you are valueable(make
money for)enough to your company,you can say just about anything,that you want.I was foreman & head mechanic for two
different boat manufacturers.In one,I dealt with,determining with
the owner,what options,he wanted.Also,in both,I made sure that
all mechanical equipment worked right.Bikers & fishermen,have alot in common.I had a, very, good rapor with the boat owners &
crew.I therefore could say just about anything at work.This was
approx 20yrs ago & the basic boat(before options)was $20,000!
Irish

*snickers* fuckup-fairy i SOOOOOOOOOOO luv that one soooooo
i see i have a new word ! BEWARE WORLD I HAVE A NEW FAV WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hehehehhee
~nikki~

I wish I could use - "just FUCK RIGHT OFF! Don't you know anything you fucking idiot?"

"Close that door and bend over that desk....Now!!"

yep, needed to say that a few times.

I Wish my boss would say that to me Skip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No guts no glory!!! Next time - Just do it!

If I wanted any shit from you...I'd cut your skull open and scoop it out!



*Oh to say that...just once!*

I quit would definitely be a great sentence to utter, especially after a long, understaffed night like tonight.

Thumbs up for SCREW THE JOB.....I just won the Lottery!

Now all I need to do is buy a Lottery ticket! *lol*

I'm not your mother I'm a mother fucker get that straight your mother dosn't fuckin work here

oh yes I have said it before

Actions speak louder than words...LMAO