Oh Great and Wise Booger Lama...roflmao...ummmm can I touch your "wheel of wisdom"?

P.S. your saffron robe is almost finished, just putting on the final touches...lol

i bow before you Booger Lama, wisest among the wise, seer of all things great and small..............





where'd i leave my car keys?

oh great booger lama, why oh why can't i relax during oral sex and just enjoy it? what can i do to learn to relax and enjoy?

Scarecrow first off if Booger shama Lama Dama Ding Dong and we have air so we can air out are private parts when they get sweaty

TinTennessee first off thank you for all you work on my robe it get cold sitting on top of this moutain in the nude and yes you can touch me Wheel of Wisdom anytime

Teddy Bear I can't tell you where you left you keys but I can tell you where you will find then it will be in the last place you look

cyberkitten come here and I'll teach you so of the Boogest munks relaxation techniques and give you something you can practice on all day

Booger shama Lama Dama Ding Dong

Why can't I keep a man around?:D

Oh thank you, thank you Great and Powerful Booger Lama...but don't fret..with me touching your wheel you won't be cold for long! :D

my dearest cowgirltease I do believe if you follow the path you are on you will find the right man or you just need stronger rope

<kneeling before thee great one>

Oh Booger Lama, please despense your wisdom upon my lost soul... tell me...

Due to my extended period of celibacy, can you please enlighten me as to the best way to keep my tongue in proper shape so that the next blow job I give will be as good as the last?

My daerest jennaflower I do believe your extended period of celibacy may help in this the hunger you possess from your long wait will help you. I all so see an end to your extended period of celibacy in the not so ditant feture with a yummy treat you have been admiring a lot lately

Booger Lama...oh bearer of all that is yummy and cummy....


If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does that mean they are in my bed?

Heah, Great Ding-Dong...:rolleyes:

We sure could use some more of that fresh air around here. :p

oh wise Madam Lilith the one who makes things cummy I'm sure if one were in bed with you they would never hear the tree fall