I use to never be able to get drunk. Then I figured it out! Don't eat atleast 4-5 hours before going out to drink. Works for me! :D

Gilly - how do i get that video?????

I would much rather be in Miami sippin on drinks and making my own videos.....

:bj:

c'mon down, darlin. :hot:

Yeah, where is my ticket at anyway???? Did you forget to send it to me?????

Are you up for another night of drinkin'?

Re: I was soooooo drunk...
 

:D

hell no!!! you gonna play you got to pay! LOL
sounds like my kinda party!

The business trip party sounds like the craziest party ever. My parties now seem tame.

The craziest one lately was leaving a pub around Christmas to smoke a joint with friends. Some of them were setting off fireworks at a major intersection and when the bouncers wanted to kill them, other friends broke out a guitar and sang a cheesy theme song from a Canadian TV show (The Littlest Hobo) to drunkenly defuse the situation.

We thought we were going to live there forever, but we got a call back to Pa. from the Fla. Keys after only five months. We hadn't even did any tourist stuff because we had to find jobs and a place to live since we went down there on blind faith that we would make a place for ourselves. Soooo...off to Key West we went, in search of the tourist trap. We spent all day just roaming around and drinking and eating and having fun. We ended up at Mallory Square and saw a sign for a Champagne Sunset Cruise aboard The Western Union. Hey! What the hell!?

On board the champagne was flowing like water and apparently I was dehydrated. We hoisted the masts and sang songs and watched the sunset...and I was fine. It was a lovely trip. At the dock, I stepped up to get on land and suddenly I was blind. Blind drunk, that is! I have never before or since been so stinkin, blind, sloppy drunk. Good thing Mr. Lixy loves me or I would have been left in Key West and he would have come home without me. I'm told...cause I can't remember much after I stepped off the ship...that he had to drag me through the streets of Key West, all the while I was crying and fighting with him. I stubbed my big toe and later, threw up on it. It was windy and I kicked the door to our Camaro open so hard it nearly hit the front tire. The passenger door never worked right after that.

All in all...that's one thing I am NEVER doing again!

Fine!.. Fine.. I'll tell yall about the infamous B-day party.. March 9th, 8am Early preperations have began. My brother, our friend and I load up into our friends truck and drive to the beer disributer. Purchasing, 4 kegs of Bud light. Loading them up in the bed we go to Denny's and get breakfast. Mainly wasting time until the liquer store opens at 9:30. Then a hope and a skip across the parking lot. (yes the beer distributer, Denny's, K-mart, chinese food buffet, staples, Giant and the liquer store is all in the same plaza. Its like fucking heaven...) Purchasing, 2 Half gallons of vodka, 2 half gallons of Bacardi Rum, 1 Half gallon of Captain morgan Spiced rum, 1 half gallon of Captain morgan spiced rum Silver. 1 Case(30pack) Of Bacardi O malts. and 1 case(30pack) of Bacardi Raz malts.

On to Sheetz to pick up nearly 30 bags of ice. Then back to the house to stock the coolers and fill the keg tubs with ice. chilling everything. Picking up the living room and removing all furniture to turn it into a dance floor, Calling my friend who is a DJ having him come set up the house. By this time it was lunch time. and we were still drinking from the case of beer the night before so the only thing being drank is a few of the small malts and none of the kegs or bottles cracked.

4:20 Pm Yes you know what we were doing =)

4:30pm After much coughing and gagging, we tap the first keg, pour the first beer to the pussy not doing a keg stand. and Commence the insanity..

10:30pm I'm already throwing up in the bathroom, after having consumed the half gallon of Cap't morgan Spiced rum.

The entire house is filled to the brim with people. the entire lot of grass across the lane is packed with cars. the dance floor was a fucking hit. And i've already had sex with 3 different women. and completely forgot the name of the current one i'm fucking in the ass... in the kitchen.. with people who i don't know watching...

I was so drunk i could barely keep an erection. but i was still plugging away.. and that girl(who's name i found to be Kelly) still calls at least twice a week wanting more of me.....

12am. I'm drunk. passed out naked on the dance floor. with kelly riding me. and all the people dancing do not seem to notice..

6am, finally got dragged to my bed upstairs. All the kegs are kicked. no liquer to be found.. and kelly wrapped protectively about me with a vicious look to anyone who would approach "her man"


Of course I don't remember any of this... I was far far far too drunk. but.. the 3 different video tapes of the entire party pretty much prove it all.. So i cannot deny a thing..

OMG... That's crazy. Too bad you can't remember most of it...

I have nothing to say -- only been drunk twice in my life, and other were tame by comparison. But the stories sound wonderful...I'm enjoying the read. :D

Not too long ago, it was my first weekend w/out kids (my ex took the baby for the first time on an overnight.) Anyway my boyfriend and I went to dinner had some wine, then proceeded to a little tavern where the Guiness was cheap! Who knows how many I had, but I was so wasted that I persuaded some cute girls to let me touch their tits! I had a blast! I was giving some shy guy pointers on how to talk to women. I was, to say the least, the old obnoxious drunk lady! lol.....We finally departed, and I awoke the next morning feeling like absolute crap with vague memories of hot and steamy sex! Thankfully my bf filled me in to make the dream like memories more real!;) I couldn't stop thinking about how silly I had been the night before, you know those hangover induced remorse issues! It was a tough couple of days. Needless to say I will avoid that little tavern for quite awhile. At least until I come up with a passable disguise!;)

It's great to hear everyone's stories. Unfortunately, I don't have any good sex stories from the other night. At least I don't think so. I know that I woke up naked the next morning naked in my bed... my clothes were pretty much all over the room.

what's up with the mad urge to be naked when you're drunk? whether you're with somebody or not? it can't be a reproduction thing...can it?

well, i normally sleep naked, so I may have just gone through my normal routine on pure instinct. :D

As most of you know,I'm a recovering Alcoholic,so after(approx)
35 yrs of drinking & partying,I have too many stories to tell.None
that I regret tho.FYI-My wife & I both agree,that you never do anything,that you're not inclined to do.You're inhabitions are just
lower.We have agreed on this after happenings in MANY states!
Irish
P.S.Perhaps the reason,that one doesn't show any effects,is that
after yrs. of heavy drinking,you build up such a tolerance,that your
consumption would knock ,most people,on their asses,just to feel
normal!