I'm with Sharni, I ain't signin' up to take a stoopid quiz...

But according to the death clock, I have less than two years left...

just wish I could enjoy the little time I have left.
BTW, where do they get off telling me I'm still overweight? I look like death eating a cracker now, as it is...

Thursday, June 18, 2026 mmmmmmmmmm that will make me 73 years old

a friend of mine logged into the forum as me and informed me that it was shit, and that there are better ones such as edited by bitchy moderator on 5/30/04 - amongst others. So that's where I'm going, and I'm leaving you losers on pixies behind because it sucks.

These were your words FunLovinBitch so how come you are back???

Did your friend tell you that we were all right now.?

I don't mind if you feel it is not your place to be but to tell us all to get stuffed was not very cool.


Now you are back and are barefaced in joining in with us losers

How strange

Saturday, November 28th 2048

At the tender age of 75 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:


Drowning (7%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (7%)
Cancer (3%)
Alien Abduction (2%)


YIKES, WHY DID I DO THAT....I AM 31 RIGHT NOW AND NOW HAVE SOMETHING ELSE TO WORRY ABOUT......OH JUST GREAT!

HEY YEAH!!!! I didn't even notice that...hhhmmm strange.

Wednesday, November 10th 2038

At the ripe old age of 77 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:


Electrolysis (10%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (7%)
Drowning (7%)
Wild Animal Mauling (6%)

According to the Death clock I've got until 2084 and the death test says 2063. Either way, I live to be an old geezer!