how old is she and how damn big is your dick?

I hope she never finds out about this post. If I were her, I'd be mortified. If I were her, I'd have not slept with you unless I cared deeply about you.

Flip the mattress, put a mattress pad on it, and move on.

I've already moved on. I was simply answering a question posed by someone who had given her thoughts.

Thanks for the offer, but Icare too much about her to sleep with you. ;)

Not huge that I know of. About 6 1/2 inches long and 3 inches around.

**thud**

STOP IT, I fainted again.....3 inches around??????
You're going to make me bleed just thinking about that!




**panting**

IWM -- I believe he means circumfrence. To get diameter, please divide by pi.











((((it's about 1"))))

OHHHHHHHH CRAP I feel stupid!!!!

Ok, I just got up from the floor where I fainted...... and now my face is red.

What a dork I am....... **blushing**

Of course, my interpretation may not have been correct. In which case -- just to be safe ---


















RUN!!!!!!!!!! :D

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh man that felt good....THE LAUGH THE LAUGH!!!

Dunno why my reply didn't show up. I just took an official measurement with a tape measure (Do people actually do this?) and it comes out at 4 1/4 inches around.... 1 1/3 inches in diameter.

sounds lickable to me!!!


:slurp:

Sweetie, thanks for being a good sport. And perhaps you need one of us to verify that measurement? :D

Very nice thought there. Keep talking like that and I'll find a metric tape measure. ;)

I CAN"T STOP LAUGHING and at such a serious thread...what a looser I am!!!!


OH GOSHHHHH my side hurts!!!!!!!

blood
 

I have it on good authority that rubbing saalt into the fabric will get out tee blood - seems to work on panties OK