Just wondering about the date that came on.

Wouldn't have been last friday would it.

HUSH!!!!!!

As long as it end in me getting licked....who cares :D

Cunnilingus & fellatio: Only Royal example
There is no reason to suppose that royal personages do not enjoy their sex the same as the rest of us. Apart from the occasional scandal, however, we know very little of the sexual predilections of reigning monarchs: sometimes, after the event, some information leaks out. There is one nice case on record - of royal oral sex. The T'ang Dynasty Empress Wu Hu evidently a keen feminist, designed a sexual custom aimed at elevating the female and humbling the male. To her fellatio represented supposed masculine supremacy: so she devised a means whereby "licking of the lotus stamen" could be exalted into prime extra coital importance and thus symbolise the advent of feminine domination. Wu Hu insisted that all governmental officials and visiting dignitaries pay homage to her Imperial Highness by performing cunnilingus upon her. Thus old paintings depict the empress holding her robe open while a dignitary kneels before her to lick her genitals (A. Edwardes & R. E. L. Masters, "The Cradle of Erotica").


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From The Illustrated Book of Sexual Records.
© 1974, 1982, 1997-2001 G.L. Simons

i second that motion!

If you're asking about the program Love Lounge that I saw it on ... I think I was catching a re-broadcast, so don't know when it aired originally ... but I saw it 11:00 p.m. Pacific time on Thursday night 4/7/05.

And I'm all with Glyndwr's suggestion as well .. and I guess bowing before the Empress HuHu will take on a whole new meaning! :D

her name was empress wu hu.
she declared a ritual new, too.
she’d open her robes,
and they’d come in droves
to lick and lap at her hoo hoo

she liked the men on their knees
it was her right, no need to say “please”
taste her! sublime!, they sang
and so named the dynasty t’ang
cause what else would you call it? :p geez!

:D:D

Lol :D

Hell bears have paid homage by eatin' their honeys for ages.... just tell me where to start!

Is this possibly where the expression "sucking up to royalty" originated? :blink: