Um...sorry for the hijack db, hunny bunny...but it ^^^ had to be said!

Dont insult Seabiscuit *LOL*

Damn good movie by the way

I personally think it's no matter of ours (though I know the media coverage is just crazy). I don't care if Prince Charles marries Camilla or Madonna or Britney Spears or anyone else.

Ahem. Getting us back on topic ... :)

On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly" (Rats)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only"

... and ... some more Illinois laws ...

Crete
Cars may not be driven through the town.

Des Plaines
Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees.

Eureka
A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman.