(.)^(.) Happy Birthday Scotz.....here are some boobies for ya......or maybe eye glasses ........in either case best I can do until I can figure out why the cam won't work right.

Scotz...Happy Birthday!!! Have a great year.

wishing you a great day

/me makes sure i have panties and a bra to throw on stage during the birthday bash concert. :D
happy happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday Scotz!

<testing, 1-2-3, testing, 1-2-3...testes, left, right....can ya hear me now?...>

Thanks, one & all...just got home from work to find these lovely birthday wishes...really, today, I was ready to chuck some boxes off the tailgate & say screwitalltohell, until I remembered how nice it was to actually deposit $$$ in the bank for the first time in years (how we are all slaves to the filthy lucre)...

Since everyone was too polite to point it out, today marks my 50th trip around Ol' Sol, & in the last couple of days I've realized that the worst thing about the Big 5-0 is NOT the added aches & pains, the loss of follicles & the ability to do things that were once easier...no, dear friends, the WORST part of turning 50 is the signs in the yard that DW put out to advertise to the whole neighborhood, & the black balloons & other crap that my bandmates put out Sunday before practice... :mad:

And, another big happy B'Day, Sir! Hope it was a great one and the first of a zillion more!!!

Happy Happy and I Hope it is a better year to come.


P.S. PF forgot, Co-Founder of S.O.F.A.

Oh Poo! I would have done anything to have not missed that bash!

Sorry baby...but I was outta town, ya know?

Wanna have a private party? *wink, wink...nudge, nudge*

A belated, yet heartfelt, Happy 5 0 hun! I'm catchin up wit ya. Stand still so's I can grab ya! Abracadabra!

(((((scotz)))))

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

WOW... the big 5 - 0 !!

Hope the year ahead is great !

^ trying to squeeze in between Lixy & Teddy...mmm, there's a thought that warms the heartles of my cock...

Oh no it's not! ;)

“Why did I come into this room?” :confused:

“Where can I set this 40# bag……… besides on the floor?” :eek:

“Well, found that little pin. Now what else can I do while I’m on the floor?” :rolleyes:

“I know that was just in my left hand. Who moved it?” :mad: ………………..






ROFL :D

Happy happy - hope you get yours!!!!!

Just for the record, I've been the absent-minded professor for years, so I don't blame age for the CRS (can't remember shit) moments...the point I was making was that the effects of aging sneak up on ya, but putting up with the humiliation inflicted by those closest to me when a certain day pops up on the calendar was a pain-in-the-ass I could have done without...at least I think that's what I was saying...wait, what did I come in here for again?