Yeah...what she said...

Except, I process medical insurance for the Federal Employee Program w/BCBST and our processing system is INTERNET BASED! My job would be totally fucked. Would have no way of checking providers, procedure costs/charges, nothing.

I'd just curl up in a fetal position and rock back and forth for a very long time refusing to accept that I had stepped back into the stone ages.

I'd have to go to the store for my porn insted of watching it on the net.
























Come on you all know you were thinking that too.

There's porn on the Net??????

OMG!

After more thought, I would find a very comfortable chair and desk. I would put my parchment paper on the desk, uncork my scented ink, and reach for one of my glass dip pens. The pause in thought, the drawn out luxury of composition...mental eroticism.

I would have to get out my quills and start mixing inks again, of course I would have already made the paper to write on or should I use hides and colored inks. How hard would it be to start up the Pony Express again???

Easy, just say "Giddy-up".

I know when my 'puter was down, I felt really isolated not being able to get on the net and Pixies. Wow, gone for ever. That's a thought I don't want to have.

Someone would feel the wrath of my internet withdrawals!!

Poor Bilbo

Not just Bilbo *LOL*