Never try to ride a barely broken stud horse around a mare in season when your saddle is older than you are.....leather is delicate after 30 years of sweat and rough riding. BUT if you do insist on riding the stud bitless in a 30 year old saddle....


NEVER FORGET YOUR RIDING CROP!



Kyttn

Seems to me there are a few ladies around here who never ride without their riding crop... :D

Never leave a sandwich unattended in the same room as a black lab puppy!

Never give daughters your charge card at the mall and say "buy what you need for school".

(Thank goodness they have both graduated!!)

Never, ever try to jump my bones! :spank:

Never trust the person who caused the accident to call you back later. :spank:

Lil, Tess, for starters........but I'm sure I'm leaving a few out.

Never leave home without it.

Never let them see you sweat (unless you're at the gym)

I still stand by the assertion that one should never eat yellow snow, but also:

never lie on your back and play 'superman' with any baby who's been fed within the last 3 days

never 'save' a chipolata sausage on your Christmas dinner plate if you're sitting next to FussyPucker

never underestimate fury of a woman scorned.

Never scratch insdie your nose if you have superglue on your finger.

And never ask me how I came to learn that.

Never take a sleeping pill & a strong laxative in the same night. - Dave Barry

NEVER have a bad day! You can have a few bad hours...but dont let it turn into an entire bad day!

Never expect life to get any easier

NEVER use the toilet without making sure there's toilet paper.