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Lord Snow 05-17-2009 02:39 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Irish
I told my wife(yrs ago)to have me cremated,have someone start my chopper
(motorcycle) & pour my ashes in the gastank & blow me out the exhaust!
I'll be dead,so who cares? Irish
P.S.With my Luck,my ashes will clog up the carbuerator jets & I'll have to put up with someone else ruining my bike! :devil:



That's when you rig it so the bike with blow up with you in the tank. I'm sure some pyrotechnics guy will help set it up.

Oldfart 05-17-2009 07:28 PM

wyndhy's hubby, or was that tess'? We have access to someone who makes things go bang.

Lilith 05-17-2009 09:44 PM

It was Lixy.

Pita 05-18-2009 09:04 AM

In the South they stick tacky plastic flowers on people's graves. I want mine to be pink with glitter. They also put those little solar lights on graves so they light up nicely in the dark. I want two of those.

Don't put me in anything uncomfortable, especially shoes. I hate wearing shoes when I'm lying down and I will be lying down a LONG time!

Seriously, I want the cheapest and simplest. I don't want my loved ones to spend one cent more than necessary to stick me in the ground. I'm not opposed to cremation if it's cheaper, but I still want those tacky pink flowers. :nod:

scotzoidman 05-18-2009 02:38 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by PantyFanatic
I just want a pipe to the surface so friends can pour ice water down to me.

Careful, some may decide to filter that cool water thru their kidneys first. :eew:

Oldfart 05-18-2009 06:27 PM

Just another take on pre-planned funerals, with a touch of "choke the chicken" thrown in for luck.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/...?section=justin

PantyFanatic 05-18-2009 08:19 PM

It seems those younger chicks will get you get you hung every time. :cool:

Oldfart 05-19-2009 02:16 AM

The younger chick was a rooster.


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