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Sharn...
there are heaps of possibilities that include your sexy body, my tongue and a packet of Tim Tams! I'll dream away.... Ophelia |
Aussie Aussie Aussie
Another one from Gods own country, but living down south at the moment, in Canberra Country
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Re: Aussie Aussie Aussie
Phantom,
not seen you in the Northern Territory hi anyway (sorry sharni) |
Sorry sharni??
Why OldFart?....what did you do?? :) And if it was good i want pictures...*LOL* :D:D Sharniqua |
curious about aussies
hi
have to admit I am also an aussie and proud of it as a first timer on this site i must say how much i enjoy the reparte and friendlyness jaypea1 |
Welcome jaypea1
Always glad to meet a new member :) Sharniqua |
Me too :)
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Hiya Adrian
Always great to meet another newbie....and an Aussie one at that.....Welcome to Pixies :D:D:D Which part of Oz are you from? Sharniqua |
From Geelong, Victoria.
C'mon, Aussie, c'mon, c'mon. |
I'm new in here, but Aussie too. North WA
Hello to every one :) |
Basic Guide To Aussie Life
1. The bigger the hat, the smaller the farm. 2. The shorter the nickname, the more they like you. 3. Whether it's the opening of Parliament, or the launch of a new art gallery , there is no Australian event that cannot be improved by a sausage sizzle. 4. If the guy next to you is swearing like a wharfie he's probably a media billionaire. Or on the other hand, he may be a wharfie. 5. There is no food that cannot be improved by the application of tomato sauce. 6. On the beach, all Australians hide their keys and wallets by placing them inside their sandshoes. No thief has ever worked this out. 7. Industrial design knows of no article more useful than the plastic milk crate. 8. All our best heroes are losers. 9. The alpha male in any group is he who takes the barbecue tongs from the hands of the host and blithely begins turning the snags. 10. It's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to hold. 11. A thong is not a piece of scanty swimwear, as in America, but a fine example of Australian footwear. A group of sheilas wearing black rubber thongs may not be as exciting as you had hoped. 12. It is proper to refer to your best friend as "a total bastard". By contrast, your worst enemy is "a bit of a bastard". 13. Historians believe the widespread use of the word "mate" can be traced to the harsh conditions on the Australian frontier in the 1890s, and the development of a code of mutual aid, or "mateship". Alternatively, Australians may just be really hopeless with names. 14. The wise man chooses a partner who is attractive not only to himself, but to the mosquitoes. 15. If it can't be fixed with pantyhose and fencing wire, it's not worth fixing. 16. The most popular and widely praised family in any street is the one that has the swimming pool. 17. It's considered better to be down on your luck than up yourself. 18. The phrase "we've got a great lifestyle" means everyone in the family drinks too much. 19. If invited to a party, you should take cheap red wine and then spend all night drinking the host's beer. (Don't worry, he'll have catered for it). 20. If there's any sort of free event or party within a hundred kilometres, you'd be a mug not to go. 21. The phrase "a simple picnic" is not known. You should take everything you own. If you don't need to make three trips back to the car, you're not trying. 22. Unless ethnic or a Pom, you are not permitted to sit down in your front yard, or on your front porch. Pottering about, gardening or leaning on the fence is acceptable. Just don't sit. That's what backyards are for. 23. The tarred road always ends just after the house of the local mayor. 24. On picnics, the Esky is always too small, creating a food versus grog battle that can only ever be solved by leaving the food behind. |
god i love being an aussie :p
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The Great Australian Male
There are large men the whole world over on a large and varied scale, But none of them resemble the Great Australian Male. He's rugged and he's handsome, he drinks beer instead of wine, he's always out for pleasure, of a very simple kind. He's either off to see the footy with a dozen cans or more, or fishing with his buddies, getting drunk along some shore. He thinks he's quite a lover, and he's sexy and discreet, that he can get you in a quiver from your head down to your feet. But when he's got you ready, lying limpid 'neath the sheet, you hear a snore and turn around to find him sound asleep. He's a funny sort of fellow with more pride than he's got sense and if you told him he was wrong, he'd only take offence. Oh, there are men who take you dancing, out to dinner twice a week. men who never dress in faded jeans or die to take a leak. Yes there are men the whole world over men with "charm" and "sense of style", but how could we compare them to The Great Australian Male |
The Beer Prayer
Our Lager Which art in barrels Hallowed be thy drink Thy will be drunk ( I will be drunk ) At home as if in tavern Give us this day our foamy head And forgive us our spillages As we forgive those who spill against us And lead us not to incarceration But deliver us from hangovers For thine is the beer, the bitter, the lager For ever and ever.... barmen |
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Q: How many Australian men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It's a woman's job |
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