Actually witnessed at a club:

A guy pulled the tag out of this girl's shirt, and when she inquired what he was doing he said, "I was just seeing if you were made in heaven."

Oh no he didn't.........
 

I need to chat with these friends of yours Nubian:D

He, he, he! Must have been something in the water that night :D

a few bad ones
 

1: Lets do some math, we can add the bed, subtract our clothes, devide your legs and multiply

2: Nice shoes.....wanna F***

3: Let's play war....ill lay down and you can blow the hell out of me

bad ones is right......
 

but they are oh sooooo funny~ now I know why I suck at Math:D

Classic
 

My face leaves at 10, be on it!

How about dinner and sex? No? Not hungry?

Gag, retch, vomit!!
 

It's not raining, heaven's crying for surely it's missing it's

most beautiful angel.

Lets play carvival: You sit on my face and I'll guess your weight!

Has anybody besides me noticed that Nubian&oldfart; know an
awful lot of these?Something must be drawn from this.Maybe they
used most of them.Otherwise;why would they know so many.Old
fart might have learned them over the years but I don't think that
Nubian is that old.Over sexed and undernourished maybe! Irish

You boys are soooooo naughty
 

I think I would have gone home with you anyway because you would have made me laugh so hard!:)

Definitely oversexed. And, wrt your inference, let's just say I was once young, foolish, and desperate (I was always being told my the ladies that I was just too nice for boyfriend material)

Here's a couple more
 

I seem to have misplaced my number. Can I have yours?

and

I'm sorry, were you talking to me??? No, then please start.

This one has many variations:

Excuse me, are those Spacepants your wearing? Cause your ass is outta this world!

Nubian---Telling you that you're to nice is just a womans way of
saying "No!"and putting you off without hurting your feelings yet
keeping you for a friend&protector. Irish
P.S.I hope that you know that I am kidding!