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Thats my boy, chokes ya up hm? heheh I know the feeling MB ;)
Kyttn |
If half the porns at your local video store feature you as an extra (or headliner).
If you take viagra like most people take breath mints, a handfull at a time. If you're revising the Kama Sutra in your spare time. If after you fuck a prostitute they pay you. If you think a "Jock" strap is a form of bondage. If phone sex has a different meaning to you (watch out for the antennae on those cordless phones ladies). If you know all of your friends in the "Biblical" sense. |
If you buy condoms by the crate or truckload. If you get wet from watching the Discovery channel. If you can tell how many people are on a bed by the squeak of the springs. If your S/O tells you to have an affair so he/she can get some sleep. If you continually sport a tousled hair look. If you know more positions than your yoga instructor. If you think that all Porn Stars are amateurs compared to you and your S/O. If the sound of a zipper makes your pulse race. If you hear God said more times in your bedroom than you do in church. If your back looks like a scratching post. If (900) comes before your phone number. If your house is designed with sex in mind. If you’ve made a list of Pixie member’s fantasies. If you’re half way through the list already. If you go grocery shopping because you’re out of “sex condiments”. |
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Sounds like a lethal combination to me....... Does that mean you like to do it in the back of your pick-up truck??????:D :D |
If you have a "happy" from watching an Herbal Essence commercial.
If you've ever been to the hospital for dehydration, excessive rug burns, rope burns, blood loss, or dislocated appendages due to any form of sexual activity. If rough sex is covered by your medical insurance. |
:D :D :D :D
Fabulous!! :D :D :D :D |
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