:eek: Elderly????? Who's elderly????? Just because the American Association of Retired Persons keeps sending me applications, that doesn't make me ELDERLY!! LOL
I'm to damned horny to be elderly!!:D :p

Sprinkles,

anyone born before 1970 is elderly to some of these kids.

Obviously!! Hell in '70 I was well past being a teenager and was close to getting married! Elderly indeed!! Hhmmph!:mad:

First there was no chickens.
But just a Bird who had two sexes in one!
Then they splitted in a female and a male (evolution)
And then came intercource and laid eggs.

The egg came first, of course... see, the deviled eggs are the appetizers, and the chicken is the main course...

1970? I was born in 83!!!!!

I wasn't born in the 70's either!

Kyttn,

I've got 2 unattached sons, if you're interested......

One born '79, very nice young man (oops, almost said boy!)
Works hard, has only missed one day of work since he started getting "real" jobs at 14, polite, all the stuff a mother brags about....and has'nt lived at home since he was 19

THEN..there's the other one.....born '76. (He doesn't know I know some of this stuff about him, so shhhhh, don't tell him I told!!) He's a porn junkie, loves to "cyber", is unemployed, lives at home still (not my idea...blame Dad!! LOL), lives on his computer too, and has a great sense of humor.

And they're both nice looking.......AND they both love Hockey!! (just read your post in the 3 Nice things thread!)


Hey, a mother has to try, doesn't she???
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Got any daughters? :D

Wish I did, legend....that's how I ended up with 3 boys...kept trying for that elusive girl....Finally gave up..:(

Yes Nutworld..you have been away ...WAY TOO LONG!!!
See what you have reduced me to watching!!! :D :D

It's really nice to have you back sweetie!:) Now I can picture chickens with blue eyes cumming!!!! ;) :D :D