Confucious say,

A journey of a thousand miles starts with a single plane ticket.

Confucious say,

Man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok

woman who douches with vinegar, not necessarily sour puss

Woman who get fucked front to back not know if she cumming or going.

Confusious say....

He who let woman on top is fucking up.

Confucious say:-

Man who speak language of pussy must be a cunning linguist.

Confucious Say...


Never trust men with short legs, brains too near the bottom. :D :D

Melba Say:
What can't get up, Cant get out.

(Melba is my g/fs geriatric mother.... she said this at the BREAKFAST TABLE after I walked through Wal*Mart with my pants unzipped and w/o panties)

Kyttn

Confucious say: "Lady who kneel under table at resteraunt will have Cream of Sum-yung Gai" :D

Confucious says

Woman who fly upside down in aeroplane, bound to have crack up