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I can’t do that.:( I think I recognize one of those people banging on my snow plow with here shovel.:rolleyes: I’d even be willing to give her some of my filling, (as long as she doesn’t let it drip where it doesn’t belong);) |
Twistedpoet: The dialer program is the little program that you have besides your browser, that you need to connect to your provider. In its setup you have the possibility to edit a timeout time that will count down as long as you are online but have no data movements (like during writing a text). If the time is off without further data movement, the modem disconnects automatically. Perhaps it is also possible to edit the same timeout time in the browser setup.
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Twisted Poet---To solve your condiment problem;go to Burger King
;and have it your way!Besides;they broil their food;not fry it.Not frying means;less fat.Altho;it is probably;not true.Less fat is very important to most of the ladies.I hate mayo;so I always order without.That assures;freshly cooked food and you don't have to worry about; getting burned;by the heat lamp! Irish P.S.Is Florida really Gods waiting ground for old people? Problem:My toe itches when I brush my teeth! Finally:Someone who takes things as serious as me! |
I got up this morning,(my day off), and set about triming all of my hedges. I got done with some, and was really in my groove. All of a sudden, it started raining. I came in the house, and the dogs had eaten a chicken carcass left on the counter for the cats. I went to the bathroom to discover aunt flo had shown up somewhat early. I logged on to check my calender, and figured I would just peek in here. I got stuck, and now need to tune out, and finish my hedges! I have lost my hedge trimming groove!
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PF-Well then my only other solution is this underground band of military convicts who help the little people with crazy problems.
The leaders name is Hannibal but not the cannibal and then there is this other guy they call Face and this angry black man with a mohawk and lots of gold, but he hates to fly so an air attack from hanggliders is out of the question.Is this starting to sound familiar to anyone? I would assume that your filling can pretty much drip where ever it wants so I guess it belongs where ever it lands. Please point it in the other direction I forgot my saftey glasses. |
GermanSteve-Thank you for the insight.I understand even less about computers then I do about women so it amazes me that I can even turn the damn things on.Yet alone my computer.
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Irish-Burger King has also joined the ranks in keeping their condiments to themselves.I was recently in the kitchen of a BK and over the drive in was a sign that said "Only give ketchup upon request and always ask how many."So they are just as guilty as the rest and as we speak I am banding together a clan of cosmic gangsters and we are going to go to all the fast food chains rape them of their condiments.Then and only then will I feel justified for all the GOD DAMN FRENCH FRIES I have thrown away because of the inabilty to properly smother my greasey little sponge sticks in that wonderfull,salty ,red globulation we call ketchup
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Irish-as for your problem,my solution is simple:You can either execute your toe,or stop brushing your teeth.Or better yet find some an out of work midget who has a foot fetish and you'll be all set.
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Sadora-AHHHHH my precious little wonder of life.How nice it is be able to put my butt against you in the night.I have missed you my love.The hedges look great and you look like the most beautifull thing I have ever seen.
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Twisted Poet---When you go to the fast-food outlets;if you have a
problem;just bring my autistic grandson with you!He will straighten them out.I don't know if it has anything to do with his autism;but he LOVES catsup.Example:If I stop and get him 2 sandwiches;I have to get him about 10 extra packages of catsup! He has hamburger on his catsup;instead of catsup on his hamburg! Irish |
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