Friends Don't Let Friends Drink Alone :)

This my sound bad, so take it as you want..

"Homosexuals are GAY!!"

don't like my driving? then help me get a guide dog!

"Nothing fails like prayer"

"If you stop praying at my school, I'll stop thinking in your church"

"I still miss my ex, but my aim is improving"

"Question authority"

World Com ... World Con

"Friends help you move....Real friends help you move BODIES!"

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off

Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk carton

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better

Never play leap frog with a unicorn

Just when you think you've won the rat race along come faster rats

Wink. I'll do the rest

Cynics are people who know the price of everything and the value of nothing

No radio. Already stolen

Flying saucers are real, the Air Force doesn't exist

I've run out of sick days, so I am calling in dead

Defecation eventuates

If there is a tourist season, why can't we shoot them

Don't piss me off. i'm running out of places to hide the bodies

Diplomacy is the Art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.

Lead me not into Temptaion - I can find it by myself.

We have enough youth - how about a Fountain of Smart

End racism...kill everyone

All generalizations are false

I'm pro choice, I choose to hunt, trap, eat meat and wear fur

HELP! I've tripped and I can't get down

Bumper stickers I've actually seen...
 

Visualize Whirled Peas

(on a car in Florida)
Enjoy your visit, but remember I-95 has a NORTHBOUND side, too!

Why be normal?
(stuck on the bumper upside down)

My other car is a Zamboni

(and the corollary to the first one)
Forget about world peace... Visualize using your turn signal!

The tattoo parlor that I go to has bumper stickers that say this:

They say the body is God's Temple....I'm just decorating the walls.

Don't follow me - I'm lost too

Back off, I'm pedaling as fast as I can!

Warning! Driver carries only 20 rounds of ammo.

Ass gass or grass - oh hell I don't toke and I got a full tank!

Protect your right to Arm Bears.

Keep reading this and the next thing on your mind will be my rear window.

Hang up and DRIVE!

Caution, I brake for yardsales!

Critics ARE qualified, they are equally ignorant in all the arts.

Mean People Suck.....Nice People Swallow :)

good girls suck, bad girls swallow...why don't you show me how bad you can be.

(sorry, had to paraphrase, can't remember exactly what it said...seems kinda long for a bumper sicker though)

If you don't like my driving, then get off the sidewalk!

If you can read this you are TOO FUCKING CLOSE!!!!

I have always liked the one that says
My kid beat up your honor student