no


and i tend to think that since darkness is the absence of light, that it's speed would be the rate of retreat of light....or in other words, the same speed as light approx 3*10^8 m/s

Hmmmmm ...

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

??????

why is there Air?

what keeps us from falling of the earth?

is the North Pole truely north??

If the opposite of PRO is CON.....................

Then the opposite of PROGRESS must be CONGRESS!!!

Amen!

LMAO @ SS

I know this one!

There is no such thing as gravity...

The world just sucks....

Oh great the whole world sucks and I need a blow job

LOL @ Scotzoidman... I think you just created a true scientific theory..

tho my scientific theory suggests that if every man was getting a blow job at the same time, this would be a very happy world to live in...

Scarecrow... how about you allow me to use you as my first volunteer to see if I can prove/disprove my theory????

any other volunteers?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person drives a race car not called a racist?


Isn't Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse?


If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Jennahoney I'll gladly let you try out your theory and take as long as is needed.

This is such a common misunderstanding. Evolution DOES NOT suggest that humans evolved from monkeys and apes. Humans, monkeys, and apes are all primates, and all evolved from a common ancestor.

Re: The sages of Pixieville.
 

It's not really a matter of whether the glass is half full or half empty. The fact of the matter is that the glass is just too big. :)

Jesus is coming and he better clean it up!

If Life is like a box of chocolates....
 

What happens on a hot day?

'Twas meant as a joke, dear asomihite! :D:D