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legend 08-31-2002 05:25 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Nice Guy
isn't the speed of light 3.68 x 10^8 m/sec


no


and i tend to think that since darkness is the absence of light, that it's speed would be the rate of retreat of light....or in other words, the same speed as light approx 3*10^8 m/s

dicksbro 09-01-2002 04:54 AM

Hmmmmm ...

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Scarecrow 09-01-2002 10:09 AM

??????

why is there Air?

what keeps us from falling of the earth?

is the North Pole truely north??

Sugarsprinkles 09-01-2002 11:00 AM

If the opposite of PRO is CON.....................

Then the opposite of PROGRESS must be CONGRESS!!!

PantyFanatic 09-01-2002 11:04 AM

Amen!

LMAO @ SS

scotzoidman 09-01-2002 09:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Scarecrow
??????
what keeps us from falling of the earth?
I know this one!

There is no such thing as gravity...

The world just sucks....

Scarecrow 09-02-2002 08:33 AM

Oh great the whole world sucks and I need a blow job

jennaflower 09-02-2002 10:19 AM

LOL @ Scotzoidman... I think you just created a true scientific theory..

tho my scientific theory suggests that if every man was getting a blow job at the same time, this would be a very happy world to live in...

Scarecrow... how about you allow me to use you as my first volunteer to see if I can prove/disprove my theory????

any other volunteers?

Sugarsprinkles 09-02-2002 07:02 PM

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person drives a race car not called a racist?


Isn't Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse?


If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Scarecrow 09-02-2002 07:49 PM

Jennahoney I'll gladly let you try out your theory and take as long as is needed.

asomihite 09-06-2002 06:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Sugarsprinkles
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?


This is such a common misunderstanding. Evolution DOES NOT suggest that humans evolved from monkeys and apes. Humans, monkeys, and apes are all primates, and all evolved from a common ancestor.

asomihite 09-06-2002 07:00 PM

Re: The sages of Pixieville.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by pantyfanatic
Clint’s profound question about the half empty/full glass has caused me to ask the many questions I’ve had for a long time.


It's not really a matter of whether the glass is half full or half empty. The fact of the matter is that the glass is just too big. :)

asomihite 09-06-2002 07:06 PM

Jesus is coming and he better clean it up!

SilverFianna 09-06-2002 07:14 PM

If Life is like a box of chocolates....
 
What happens on a hot day?

Sugarsprinkles 09-06-2002 08:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Sugarsprinkles

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?



Quote:
Originally posted by asomihite


This is such a common misunderstanding. Evolution DOES NOT suggest that humans evolved from monkeys and apes. Humans, monkeys, and apes are all primates, and all evolved from a common ancestor.


'Twas meant as a joke, dear asomihite! :D:D


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